It was B-E-Autiful today! I went out with the mom to Giant for some cook out stuff and we forgot my dads cigars when we got home. So I turned around and took my car out for a ride, windows down, music blaring (Country) Enjoying my drive at 60MPH in a 55MPH zone. The traffic starter getting thicker as I got closer to the third or so light (they're spread out quite a bit) and I see this junker Saturn come flying up in the right lane. I naturally sped up to keep her from cutting me off ( I hate people who do) so I'm somewhat riding the truck in front me, he can't see anyway as he's a dump truck.
I'm watching this woman and her teenage boyfriend... possibly son, but I doubt it. She flips her blinker on and floors it into my lane, she missed my front bumper by five inches I kid you not. I don't slow down so I'm riding her ass. I hate tailgaters, but I hate people who cut me off even more when I'm doing right and them wrong. So she's glaring at me through my side mirror, I'm smirking and shaking my head. As soon as I can get past her I do, missing her car by an inch or so, driving slowly past her I'm looking at her and doesn't look at me. Go figure, cowardice little bitch.
People are insanely stupid.
On the way home however I had a good laugh. There's this Black Caddy that's being driven by a minority race and there's a junker car behind him. Riding his bumper, talking on the cell phone and weaving in the lane. So she jerks her car into the right lane, the Caddy follows, cutting her off. Meanwhile I'm three car lengths back, enjoying this tension. I see the girl jerk the car into the left lane and the Caddy cuts her off again at this point I am laughing out loud. I get up to 60MPH in the 55MPH again and pass the girl, missing her too by a few inches (Yeah I'm a hypocrite sometimes) and resume my leisure drive. Well she jerks into the lane AGAIN, no blinker, rides my bumper and tries to pass me, well the Caddy floors it up next to me so we basically boxed her in.
I won't lie and say that I didn't slow down to give my own contribution. But I had a good time minus my earlier incident.
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