Cheap Thrills

We all learn early on from our nagging parents that driving stupid is well... stupid. Most kids are brought up to instinctively secure their seat-belt, I seriously condone this 200%. If you aren't teaching your kid to wear a belt, then I pity your child and your stupidity as a parent. The whole purpose of this post is to bring to your attention of the obvious. Cheap Thrills are not worth your life.

I've known several friends over the years who've been killed at the wheels of their vehicles because a mixture of stupidity and cheap thrills. Needless to say I don't feel recentful for their death or bitter, because they were great people that just didn't choose the right paths. Two years ago a friend of mine was killed on his way to work. What actually happened has been inconclusive, someone has said that he was drag racing (he had Firebird and loved to do this, on the track and off) and another story says that he was rushing to get into work.
Either way or whatever the reason resulted in his death. They say he took the turn too fast and another says he hit a sheet of black ice. Seeing those skid marks today say the story. He took the turn too fast, lost control and struck a tree. He was thrown from his vehicle onto the asphalt. A lady saw the accident (but gave no details) stayed at his side as she called the ambulance. He slipped away on the asphalt, was revived, and was marked deceased on his way to the hospital.

The point of this is simple. A seatbelt could have saved his life, I say could and not would because seatbelts don't always save people. But the sheer fact he was launched from his vehicle shows that had he worn one, he may be here today, joking and talking like you and I. Sadly his mother also lost her husband a week after her Son's death. Christmas is no longer a month she sees happyness in. All she sees is death and pain.

With that being said. I cannot stress enough to you folks out there, to wear your damned seat-belt. Let it be a 'maybe' instead of "No" let the seat-belt give you the potiental of saving your life rather than not wearing one and know you will perish.

Life is too short for cheap thrills.

Those of you who are teen drivers, avoid driving with friends. I know they tell you to carpool, however, we all get a little 'frisky' behind the wheel with friends while they laugh, joke, and poke fun with each other. That being said, it shows that most teen drivers along with drunk drivers are the major causes of deaths in motor vehicle accidents. That being said, be smart, not stupid.

Don't kill someone on your way home.

Who needs legs? I need a few G's!!

Okay, recently I found out I can buy tickets for a FACE TO FACE meet and greet with the sexy Kiefer Sutherland. Awesome right?! Not so much. People with miles and miles of depth in their pockets can afford it, and lo-and-behold... I can't. So the reality of it pisses me off. I'd love to meet this man and go see Redemption before anyone else, but what am I gonna do? Sit on my ass and complain :P

Anyway, I'm assuming that the bidding will surpass the thousands, I'm thinking around $5k? Hell, I'd sell my truck for that just to go.

Anyway anyway! The whole point of this one is related, trust me, I'm getting there. I went out to the bank today to deposite my weekly check (a poor excuse for a check, but it's voluntary) and I busted up my knee working outside for the weekend, so I'm already crippled. I'm done depositing my money and start to head back to my truck, that is across two strips of "road" in the parking lot. I wait as three cars buzz right on by, ignorance, then no one comes and I start walking.

I'm about halfway across and this broad in a Jeep flies around the corner from the drivethrough window, about smacks right into me. Of course I don't look at her, why give her the satisfaction? Not looking at her pisses them off more *lolz*.

So I'm driving home, the whole not being able to afford it because of Rich Pricks is bugging me. And it hits me, "Dammit why couldn't have hit me!!??" at least then I could have afford to buy the damn tickets considering I'd sue her anorexic ass to the moon and back.

(no I'm not nitpicking on a particular weight, I do it to every body size, get over it)

What a bummer. Which she could stopped a few inches later and she would've had to sell that hunk-o-junk and I would be living the life talking, drinking, and taking pictures with my man.

Minivans are no excuse for ignorance.

I think it's safe to say that on a highway who are you going to be more apt to cut off? A kid toiting minivan or a badass sports car. Minivan right? Stereotypical of course, it seems the badass sports cars aren't to be reckoned with. Where I'm going is don't let that exterior of a minivan fool you, they're just a big of an asshole of the owner of a badass sports car, if not worse.

Yesterday I was out with the mom, been edgy because of this whole political bull so I wasn't in the mood and probably should not have been driving :) Well I was, so whatcha gonna do? Speed isn't a factor here, well, yes and no it is. Okay, fine, I'm going 45ish in a 45 zone. I have the rightofway and I have the green freaken light. This white minivan backed down with most likely the welfare mooching obese that would rather milk welfare and be a leach on society then raise their arse off the couch or the car for this matter. Well I'm coming to an intersection, she's creeping forward from the right as if she's gonna pull a fast one. Sure enough, she does, pulls right in front of my 45mph ass going 5mph. Of course she's got an Osama, I mean Obama sticker on her minivan. I coast into her lane and get yelled at, go figure.

Not much muse to be a smartass today, I'm mentally fried.

Cheers.

When it Rains; It Pours Stupid

I wasn't the one drivin' today, fortunately. I probably would've honked the hell out of this guy.

I'm in the backseat and my parents are in the front in our wittle Civic driving 45-ish on a heavily trafficed 3 lane road. Route 95 S is always backed up and you have your handful of ignorant monkeys getting into the lane as quickly as possible. Cutting off semi's that have worse braking compatibility then cold molasses. Well today this Accord is sitting in the lane for 95, decides he's an impatient ol' bat and pulls out from a STAND still in front of my dad going 45mph... of course my dad has time to react, but the guy second guesses himself with 'Oh hell, someones coming! Oh screw you! Oh wait!' demeanor... he finally decides to pull out and we go on a marry freaken way.

Why do the moronic suddenly appear in bad weather??

Fine... Make Me The Jackass.

Okay, in the state of Virginia it is by law an obligation for a vehicle in the slowest lane on the highway to MOVE OVER when a merge lane is occupied by an driver. The only law that this does NOT apply to is Semi-trucks! However, balding and pepper gray long bearded old man in a P.O.S minivan does not apply to either.

Traffic is pretty thick, but still, by law drivers are obligated to move when people are on the on ramp trying to get on. If these a-holes would actually slow down and let people on we'd be frickin moving! So this old hippie guy with a dew rag and long peppered beard gets all pissed off at me because I finally decide to cut him off as he refuses to let me in. It's an either "Hit me or Move the F back" move. So after I'm denied to be let in by two vehicles and this van being the 3rd, I've had enough, my blinker has been on. The cars in front of me are running out of on ramp and so am I. So I meander over, he speeds up, so today I was the jackass. I had enough. I floored it, the little Civic humming it's happy lil tune to pathetic pick-up and I cut him off, blinker and all.

Shaking my head at him, noticeably, I move into the middle lane. The hippy had plenty of room to move over, but nooo, his hippy arse had to ignorant and just got what he gave. So he passes me, hanging out the window, shouting something at me, probably cussing, throwing his hands in the air and shaking his head. So I flip my under upside down like "WTF you want me to do about your anger issues." and smirk. He shakes his head and keeps driving, staring at me through his side mirror.

Hippy, probably too old to give a dang about the laws.

That's alright, I'm proud to be the jackass of the day. Needless to say, karma didn't get me back that day, so apparently I was in the right and that fcker in the wrong.

Related and Not So Much

Not So Much:

I'll be quite honest if I were to have a retarded or mentally handicapped person I would be in the abortion clinic the next day. They are a drain on society, take tons of effort, tons of time, and quite honestly they don't give back all that much to society just suck up tax dollars. I realise that I'm heartless etc, etc but I honestly can't imageine spending the time taking that much care of someone I'd expect them to make something of their life. I was told in biblical times children like that were killed.

How frickin' cold hearted can you be? I found this gem on a horse"lover" forum. I was absolutely and utterly appalled by her bitterness. At least she got one thing right, she is a heartless witch. Maybe we can get House and fix her mental issue.

But seriously, this seriously pissed me off. I have family with kids who are handicapped, these kids are born for a reason, a purpose and the REAL retards that trash talk the handicapped is what pisses me off. I surely hope that she's born handicapped in her next life and I hope karma bites her in her ass and she ends up with a disabled child EVERY time she conceives.

Related:

I'm trying to think what happened recently... Oh, I have a good one that has a question mingled in it as well.

Passing a school this morning there is a two way road and in front of the school it has a LOADING zone just off to the right where the buses sit, making it a temporary 3 laner. Well I never recall being obligated to stop when a bus is not directly in the road. Apparently I'm wrong.

Now, this can go both ways. They're off the main road, loading kiddies, red lights with the whole 'stop' going and what not. What do you do? I crept up and prepared to get where I was going. No rush, taking my time in case a munchkin bolted out in front of me, so as I went on a bus slams on her horn and I slam on the brake. Needless to say for a truck it stopped pretty damn good!

I have 3/4 windows rolled down, so as I'm rolling the 3rd down this obese white woman waddles around the front of the bus and waves her chicken leg of an arm at me and comes on with an attitude, "When those lights are on you need to stop back there!!" and I replied back, the same tone as hers, "Well I didn't know!" I so wanting to frickin do more than what I did, but I swallowed my pride and kept going. As I started to back out the woman who honked at me pushed open her window as I stopped next to her, waved at me and kindly directed behind her. She smiled and I apologize, I told her I honestly didn't know, her smile remained and she nodded, "Yah, you do need to stop back there." so with that I backed up until I was past the buses and waited for 10 minutes to load the rugrats on the bus.

Then the obese woman had the audacity to wave at me for waiting, what a f'er.

So what would you have done? Kept going or stopped? There was no one around for me to take the 'hint' from which is why I kept going.

Not Related and Related

Okay, so you folks in the path of Hurricane Ike, I applaud you for having the intelligence to leave. Because those of you who don't... are on your own, won't be rescued as you risked your own frikin neck, the National Guard will not risk theirs for your stupidity.

So yah, I was making an argument with a Louisiana resident and I stated that their stupidity is their stupidity. His comeback to my remarks about them stupidly staying in the path of a destructive hurricane was that they are a "close family" and leaving The Big Easy would be an insult. OMFG, someone shoot this motherf'er in the head. I'm sorry, I was in the military and if my life was endangered by a Natural Disaster I would leave. A military family is much more important, vital, and valued them some dead beat Big Easy "family" niche. This was probably the most IGNORANT, pig headed, close-minded, response on a stick. I slapped a big ol' nice response to him and decided that his ignorance was not worth pissing my energy away on. He can keep that ugly mug up his ass if he wants to get mauled over by Hurricane Ike and let our gene pool be strengthened a bit more.

EDIT later for his post.

Related To ADoV:

So this morning route 17 is under construction, the lanes merge, left to right. There are signs several HUNDRED feet from the merge lane. Asshats floor it in the left lane (that's clear) so they can beat everyone else. Well a guy behind me floors it ahead, creeping traffic brings his sorry ass right back to me. I'm literally on the bumper of the car in front of me, she doesn't care because she's doing the same in front. So this asshat in the black Civic beater tries to cut her off, she won't let him. With my bumper literally on hers I offer no reprieve for the sheithead. Then he has the audacity to try and cut me off, oh no motherf'er. I swerve to the right a bit and manage to keep him out of my lane. So he tries again, just inches from my car and I won't give in. If he wants in so bad he can wait for the gaping hole behind me and be back where he started. So as he gets closer I lay on the horn and keep going, he's forced behind me.

Okay, so I felt like the asshole in this situation, but he royally pissed me off. I hate people like him when it comes to driving and I was not giving him the luxury of getting ahead of me especially.

The AA and their Attitudes

I was about a mini-meter away from saying "Blacks and Their Attitude" But of course I feel I should be politically correct. God forbid I say that, like it's any worse than me saying WHITES and their attitude. Freaken overly prejudice people. ANYWAY.

It's been awhile since I've updated, only because the Internet pisses me off too much with the liberals and the people with their head up their asses. Not to mention I haven't been driving much either. So, yah.

Today I had a boring one. Normally I drive, not the mom, the mom is too timid behind the wheel where I'm not afraid to bulldoze my way in if they're being an asshat to me. So today this 'lil BLACK Civic is coasting behind the Van, swaying to the left over and over and over again (typical "Get your ass out of teh way!" gesture in VA) But the mom is doing the speed limit, so nuck her. Well, when this BLACK civic gets the chance, no blinkers, nothing, she floors it past my mom. Lo and behold she's BLACK with her *snapping those fingers* attitude as she cuts my mom off. Seriously, WTF is wrong with some of you? I know not all African Americans are bad and I feel bad asshat's like her ruin it for others.

I recall when I was little watching COPS (accidentally) and I asked my mom why most of those getting arrestined were black. Plaing and nucking simple! You guys (Most of you) are overly predijuce or you try and use it to your advantage. You put your frikin jeans on the same way I do, GET OVER YOURSELF.

The "Obese" and my door.

Ok. I have always, always, always parked my vehicles awaaaaaaaay from the main entrance or the entrance, period, to stores to avoid damage to my vehicle. One some 'obese' (to be politically correct) person whacked my door! As much as I want to be rude and crude I'm going to behave this time for as royally pissed off I am at this point.

Ok, seriously. If you fricken ding someones door don't leave! Leave a NOTE. I've pushed the door out too far once or twice and its hit someones car but I don't freak out "OMG got to haul ass out of here!" I look to make sure there is no damage (to my car first lol) then theirs. If there is none, I leave.

I had some prick park so close to my truck, he actually hit it. He left indentation of his license plate on my bumper!! The asshat left!! I was out at my vehicle and I was inspecting the damage, went and got my cell phone and out he came. Took one look at me and picked up the pace, jumped in his gas hog of an SUV and drove off. I couldn't believe it. Lucky for him I wasn't as pissed off as I am now.

Not ADoV Related

Dumbf***s of the internet. I just had to post this.

I try and stay out of the political debates online because nine times out of ten they're spineless pussies in real life that can't grow a pair of nades unless they're online. So there is this debate on Obama (who I hate) about what we all think about him saying that American should HAVE Spanish as a mandatory secondary language.

"Holy hell no!" Was my response.

But let me say this much. The man has change, but change we in America are not looking for. Ignorance is bliss and all his little minions following him are ignorant.

Here's a response that spit Capri-sun out of my nostrils:

"I am for Obama, as is my whole family. Mccain is totally out of control. That's it."

My response is simple. Is my generation THIS F***** UP?! She says McCain is out of control... How sweetheart? He may be immature in his campaign comebacks, but you have no frikin reason as to why McCain is "OMG out of control." F***tard. Then she goes "That's it." Ok, at least you've got grammar down, hun.

First of all, if you DON'T like the opponent, then giving a Friking reason, not some lame-ass "out of control. That is it." Response. You're just a politically retarded.

Good one today.

It's been a relatively hellish last two months. I lost a bird we had for 10 years and I feel partially at fault. I don't know how religious some of you are (who read this) but I was guilt ridden because of what I said two days, two days before the bird was attacked. I begged for forgiveness for what I said, to the bird and to God. That next morning the elephant sized guilt, bearing down on my shoulders and chest, was gone. I felt reprieve, peace... I felt horrible for what I had said (to myself) and the only way I could have recovered was asking forgiveness of the bird and of God. Needless to say I did not see him before he passed. I still find it hard to swallow the pain I still feel for losing him, but at least he is not suffering anymore.

ADoV Related:

Today I was met with the most moronic woman in the whole frickin world. Not only did she make a piss poor decision, but she unlawfully and threatened the safety of my passenger and myself for her ignorance. I somewhat wish I wrecked into her so I could put that prissy little ass of hers in place!

We're going down 17 (this road is a wreck itself), traffic is light. I'm the only oncoming car and no one is behind me. This dipshit brunette is trying to turn around (probably from Burton's) and she steers her mini van into my lane! WTMFF! She could have waited 5 seconds to save us from a near wreck, a heartcheck, and pure idiocy as she tried to floor it past me. As she cuts me off, I lay on the horn, manuver around her and drive at her side. Needless to say she tried to floor it past me, I kept up. Frickin asshat.

Karma better bite her in the frickin' ass.

Take the crap and move!

Over the last week I started to realize how many people sit in the left lane, coasting at 50mph in a 55mph zone. Same goes for all the other speed limits. It really pricks my nerves. I can understand if there's no room to move over, but if you have a whole right lane to yourself with no cars, MOVE THE HELL OVER.

The Left lane is NOT for someone to coast on, it's called a PASSING LANE for a freaken reason. I am not prone to tailgate, but I will NOT stand for going 50mph in a 55mph zone, absolutely not. These people either need to move the hell over or cope with a truck grill in their view.

Today was the worst of it. Some stupid little CRX cut me off to start with, then this freaken Jeep is sitting in the left lane, probably going 48mph-ish and it's starting to really urk me. I give her about a car length between us before I start to push a little, I don't tailgate her by any means, but I do the typical VA way of moving a little left to 'enlighten' her that I'm behind her and she needs to get her lazy ass moving. Well the CRX keeps up with the Jeep, disabling me from passing her, which pricks my nerves even more. I followed this broad for 10 minutes and I've about had it. We do get to a light, a truck is in the right lane, I'm half distracted as we start to accelerate. Then I realize that I have the room to move, I speed up and pass her. Ok, so I floored it and passed her, blinkers n' all.

But as my Granny would put it, "Shit or get off the pot!"

Today Was a Good One.

It's amazing how childish some of these people can be driving.

I'm going down to WaWa in my Pontiac, coasting 60mph. We start hitting lights and things start getting thicker, so I've swapped lanes from fast to slow. Well the slow lane has started to get congested, there's a Malibu that just went past me an Explorer 1 1/2 car lengths behind the Malibu. Flip my blinker on, over I go. This asshat honks at me and throws on his high beams (HID's) Oh wow, big scary Explorer with HID's DURING THE DAY. That don't do jack shit to me. So I stick to going like 50mph in a 45mph zone.

I prepare to turn and he follows, I'm like "Great, a douche." so as I turn I put a car between us (crossing lane wise) he floors his Explorer onto my ass while I'm turning, probably missed me by a few inches. Should have slammed my brakes on that fucker and made him pay for my new bumper.

Either way, the guy got all pissed off just because I rightfully moved over. Douche bag.

Another OT

I came to the conclusion that a lot of these animal forums are full of teenagers stuck in the prime of their 5 year old fucktards when it comes to debating... Doesn't help when mommy and daddy give them a silver spoon to suck on instead of her million dollar tit.

So to continue with what I was saying. I came to realize that forums that I recently became a member of and disembarked from was full of fag loving teenagers that couldn’t give two shits about your opinion. It’s all “me me” fuck you kinds of things. I don’t even know why I bother.

I don’t get much approval from forums because I choose to be the black sheep. I choose to be different and they can’t accept the fact someone wants to be, fucking bandwagoneers. Now, I’m being generous because I’m enjoying some Davenport pron lol… no, but I am frustrated by the fact my generation is so FUCKING STUPID. I’m more than happy to do a healthy debate with someone who is not wanting to claw my eyes out or fling fecies on me because they don’t like my opinion. But I have YET to find a forum like this. I’d love to see these people in real life and take a 2x4 to their ugly ass.

Half of these girls either have pierces from their eyebrows to their pussy (no doubt), thick gothic make-up, lesbians… stick figures with beady eyes and glasses. No, I’m not perfect. I’m a little thick (not obese) but I’m perfectly happy with how I look. I’m not in any cliché because I fucking hate them.

What they all need is a GREAT dose of House.

Mother of Pearl!

It's been awhile... however I am trying to avoid the constant regurgitation of agitation from people here in Virginia. Plus I've been gone to Lexington, stayed home a day, went to Gettysburg... and now I'm home. Yea-boi (wow)

Anyway, not much has happened out of the ordinary "Your a dick driving." but I did have a laugh the other day...

I got a truck for Graduation, which in turn makes me sell my car, oh well. I'm driving leisurely 55-60mph in a 55mph zone. I'm in the fast lane, yeah bad me, no one is beside me and the slow lane is clear. This douche pulls out onto 17 going 20 fuglymph to my 55mph. Needless to say there was distance between us, but it still pissed me off because NO ONE, I repeat, NO ONE was in the slow lane. Asshole.

I use blinkers 24/7. I slapped my blinker on and missed his bumper with a gradual lane change by maybe a foot. He honked at me and I lol'd. I just stuck my hand out the window and did a "WTF do you want me do to about your arrogant ass move?" and kept driving. Needless to say had he turned left somewhere CLOSE I wouldn't have cared. But as I turned into my destination the fag is still sitting in the fast-lane.

Idiots.

OT:

I joined a few equine forums because they relate to my interest. I fucking hate those places! I get on there for the 1st day, read over the posts, for fucks sake it's a fricken mafia there! You say one thing against EVERYONE else and you get bombarded with midgets swinging sticks of stale bread, beating you unconscious. I hate the cyber world sometimes.

Teenage Morons Rant

Today was a pretty friggin' bad day to start. I was supposed to stay after for some extra tutoring and I just said "F it" and left, I was just not up for my teachers shit. So I'm on my way home with my boyfriend and I get cut off by this 2008 Civic, no biggie, she sped up so it didn't bother me too much. Well then she starts to ride the cars bumper in front of her, and this pisses me off later on down the road when she didn't stop. So I get up to a car length from her, meanwhile she's 2/4 away from the car in front of her. The woman in front of the Civic pulled over to let her pass, which was good because I just had enough.

There's a passing zone about half a mile down the road and I keep my distance for the time being, she's maybe doing 50mph which is five over the speed limit, no biggie, but this girl has pissed me off already. As we reach the passing zone I make sure no one is coming and I floor it, the car kicks into overdrive, the girl sees what I'm doing and floors her car. Her little piece o' shit Civic didn't have a chance. She maybe kept up with me for a whole two seconds if not that at all, little puss. My boyfriend is laughing is ass off as I get in front of the girl at over 85mph and slow down. She apparently got the drift and didn't ride my bumper. SHe's got an '08 so I know her daddy has money, so if she ended up riding by bumper she would have eaten it and her daddy could buy me a new car.

Either way, cocky sonuvabitch. Sure, it wasn't right, but screw it. I was pissed and it made me feel better.

There's Only ONE L-Turn Lane 'tard!

Today it's been raining cats and dogs, thunder, lighting... beautiful (no sarcasm) I love Thunderstorms.

I ran down to Giant to get my breakfast(I hate breakfast foods) and all is good. AFter I pay for my stuff, I pull over to take a few new pictures because the lighting is just perfect. I'm pulling out to leave and for about three minutes I'm alone until I get to a light. There's a car in front of me another Grand Prix in the STRAIGHT LANE ONLY and this Camry flies up and stops short of the Grand Prix (not mine) and is probably a few inches away.

The light turns green, my lane, THE ONLY LEFT TURN LANE out of the three (one left, straight, and right). The car in front of me pulls into the fast lane and I start to pull into the slow lane. I'm looking out my side mirror, something just doesn't feel right as I round my turn, I can hardly see but suddenly I see that damned Camry lights right on me. He missed my bumper by a few inches the dumb shit. Oh yeah, he was a on a cell phone ZOMG who could have guess that?!!

We're all prone to mistakes, but he made no attempt to get in front of me by letting me know. He pulled out when I did from the pull out something didn't feel right. Obviously not when the 'tard turned left in the STRAIGHT lane only and was about ready to buy me a new car.

Blinker, so? I'll Still Ride Your Ass

It was B-E-Autiful today! I went out with the mom to Giant for some cook out stuff and we forgot my dads cigars when we got home. So I turned around and took my car out for a ride, windows down, music blaring (Country) Enjoying my drive at 60MPH in a 55MPH zone. The traffic starter getting thicker as I got closer to the third or so light (they're spread out quite a bit) and I see this junker Saturn come flying up in the right lane. I naturally sped up to keep her from cutting me off ( I hate people who do) so I'm somewhat riding the truck in front me, he can't see anyway as he's a dump truck.

I'm watching this woman and her teenage boyfriend... possibly son, but I doubt it. She flips her blinker on and floors it into my lane, she missed my front bumper by five inches I kid you not. I don't slow down so I'm riding her ass. I hate tailgaters, but I hate people who cut me off even more when I'm doing right and them wrong. So she's glaring at me through my side mirror, I'm smirking and shaking my head. As soon as I can get past her I do, missing her car by an inch or so, driving slowly past her I'm looking at her and doesn't look at me. Go figure, cowardice little bitch.

People are insanely stupid.

On the way home however I had a good laugh. There's this Black Caddy that's being driven by a minority race and there's a junker car behind him. Riding his bumper, talking on the cell phone and weaving in the lane. So she jerks her car into the right lane, the Caddy follows, cutting her off. Meanwhile I'm three car lengths back, enjoying this tension. I see the girl jerk the car into the left lane and the Caddy cuts her off again at this point I am laughing out loud. I get up to 60MPH in the 55MPH again and pass the girl, missing her too by a few inches (Yeah I'm a hypocrite sometimes) and resume my leisure drive. Well she jerks into the lane AGAIN, no blinker, rides my bumper and tries to pass me, well the Caddy floors it up next to me so we basically boxed her in.

I won't lie and say that I didn't slow down to give my own contribution. But I had a good time minus my earlier incident.

Cops.

It always seems that cops are a huge debate amongst our everyday (NOT) driver. Too often do I hear people complain against cops and my mental response is: "If you're not doing something wrong then why the fuck should you care?" Seriously, the only time someone is pissed off at the cops or hate them is because they are FREQUENTLY doing things wrong.

Q: Why is it so hard for someone to buckle their seat belt?
A: It could be two things. They had ignorant jackasses for parents who didn't grind it into their head early on and they only realize when half their brain is splayed across the pavement or the car glass windshield that they were deprived of safety by their inconsiderate parents. Some have the luxury of walking away; most don't. I feel no sympathy for people who pass on from wrecking because their seat-belt was not in use; it's their own fucking fault.
A2: Because in this day and age you have to be unsafe to be "Cool" That driving around without a seat-belt is defiance to your parents or you feel that "The man is holding you back" by wearing TWO FUCKING SIMPLE STRAPS ACROSS YOU that holds you between life and death if you are in a wreck.

Needless to say you can still be killed seat-belt or not, it all depends on how intense the wreck is. When I attended a Junior Law Cadet program we were exposed to images of accidents, most of which wore their seat-belts and still ended up dying because of the impact.

Life is already short, stop being an ignorant ass and wear your seat-belt.

That's one major things people get pulled over for.

The second is... come on guess it... you probably got it right SPEEDING!!!

We have 95 going through here and too often do I see people barreling down 95 at 90-150mph. If they're caught they go straight to jail if they're over 100mph, serves them right. People that speed excessively are a danger to everyone and themselves, but they're too ignorant and callas to people because they have a stick up their ass.

Again, if you are speeding and you get pulled over. Zip your fucking lip about a ticket, serves you right for not abiding by the law. Cops get shot every day by doing their job because YOU don't agree that YOU should be pulled over for YOU breaking the law. Most go without consequence, but a lot are punished for RIGHTFUL CRIMES. If you feel you weren't doing wrong then take the Cop to judge, but seriously shut the fuck up about bitching about them. They're risking their life every time they walk up to a window hoping to God that whoever they pulled over won't drive a knife into their belly or shoot them at point blank range.

I admit to speeding 5-10mph over the speed limit, but I watch around me. For the most part I go with the traffic and don't cause problems. If I see a cop I naturally slow down, I don't slam on the brakes because if I get caught; it's my own damn fault for speeding.

I recall a case that I got pulled over ONCE in my four year driving 'career'. The time I got pulled over it was rightful and I was terrified. I was doing 40-45mph on a 45mph road with lights. I glanced down and looked up to see the light was yellow, I had no idea how long it'd been yellow so I hit the breaks. Realizing I was going too fast I floored it and saw a cop to my left in the turn lane, so I slammed my breaks on, ABS had not reset so I went sliding. I slid at least the length of my QC Dakota, but as I did this I turned away from the road as I had been taught in the "Junior Law Cadet" to avoid any accident. I in turn caused no accident, but I got the whole deal, smoke, burning rubber, and an eerie silence afterwards. No one moved. I'm sitting there partially in the intersection and no one has moved; green light or not.

Slowly I pulled off and the cop pulls up behind me; all like I had expected. I pulled over and looked for my Registration; which I couldn't find I was scared so bad. I didn't have my license on me either because my dad had taken my car that morning to work. If you want to read about what we said, then continue:

Officer: Hey there.
Me: Hello
Officer: I don't think I need to tell you why I pulled you over, right?
Me: No sir.
Officer: You know what you did was almost... wreckless, right?
Me: Yes, Sir, I'm sorry...
Officer: How fast were you going?
Me: I think 40-45mph, Sir.
Officer: What happened?
Me: I don't know, Sir.
Officer: Are you on any medication? You're out of breath.
Me: No Sir, just scared.
Officer: Well, let me tell you what I think happened. You weren't paying attention and when you looked at the light and saw it was yellow, you panicked and slammed on the breaks.
Me: Sounds right, Sir.
Officer: You know I wouldnt' have pulled you over if your front tires were over the white line, right?
Me: No Sir, I didn't know that.
Officer: Well, I wouldn't have. Do you have your license and registration?
Me: {Pause} No Sir... I don't.
Officer: { No response }
Me: Sir, I don't want it to sound like I'm lying... but my dad took my car this morning and he has my license in it. I can't even find my registration.
Officer: Okay... is the vehicle registered to you or ...?
Me: I--I think it's me... but it may be my mom, sir.
Officer: Ok, what's your SSN?
Me: I don't know that either, Sir ( I do now!!)
Officer: You don't know your SSN??
Me: No Sir, I know that's a bad thing.
Officer: Well, you're going to have to give me something.
Me: I don't have anything, Sir. I can give you a ... number?
Officer: No, what's your name? Where do you live?
Me: {Name + Street}

I don't remember what he said between that and this:

Officer: Where do you live again? ( I thought he asked where I lived, he wanted my name)
Me: {Road here}
Officer: No, your name.
Me: {Name here}
Officer: Alright, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Be careful, these trucks don't stop all that well.

I was about to cry, I wanted to get out and hug this guy. He was so patient and I was terrified. I literally started crying when he told me he was letting me off on a warning.

No I didn't expose any leg or cleavage. I was wearing an ARMY grey shirt and jeans. No sex appeal had manipulated the Cop. I was genuinely scared and I believe he felt that was enough punishment.

Cops have little to no respect when they should have the most.

Off-Topic Patriotism

Here ya go, I found these and loved 'em.

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" I stay black you stay white..."

"As for my Mexican brothers and sisters; learn English motherfuckers." - Jeff Dunham

Tailgaters and The Pathetic

This post is slightly on topic and off topic... I'll post the off topic first.

• Off-Topic

There's this thread going on on a forum that I'm a member of, which I have quite frequently debated on quiting... I don't fancy the people. Anyway, there a thread that's called "First Impressions". Needless to say I was the peacemaker of the forum and stayed on the outnumbered side, whether it was right, but if I believed it was... then I stuck to it. Which has gotten me into trouble, but fuck 'em. Anyway... it's AMAZING how pathetic some people are, I'm pretty generous in complementing people and I made a comment about someone and the person that gave me my first impression said that she didn't like me because "I go hunting" WTMFF!! How low can you be? Just because I believe in shooting bambi someone holds it against me? Damn; can I go shoot a deer right in front of her just so I can laugh hysterically at her vegetarian ass?

• On topic:

Last night we had some gay Toyota Corolla tailgating my mom for like 10 minutes. Needless to say my mom slowed down from 45 to 35... she still didn't back off. So when a straight away came she flew past us, I caught her tags and laughed, they basically said Mountain View 2009 but paraphrased. Funny thing is is she goes to my school, so I figured I'd slap a few Reece's cups on her window shield and let 'em melt when we go back to school.

But I didn't get that luxury, I got better. I went to go feed my friends horses (which was where she tailgated us), I was coming home and I saw some car come flying up. I'm doing 50-55MPH average on a 45MPH road and she has the audacity to get on my bumper as soon as she gets up to me. Of course the wheels are already turning when I realize it's her, no more than a minute of her following me I slam on my breaks, breaking from 50MPH down to 40-44 and gives her a heart-attack. I could not have asked for a better expressional response! Of course, I'm not the type to just bark and not look. At this point I'm, I guess, glaring? at her through my side mirror and I do this until I'm quite sure she's seen me before I resume my speed to 50mph and she keeps about two car lengths away from me. However she did close the gap to a car length, which was still agitating me, but I let it go because I had my 'revenge' on the little snot. lol

I cannot stand teenage drivers who shouldn't have their license or are tailgaters. I'm a teenager, but I don't tailgate unless I see it fit. And I've only done it a handful of times because one of 'em was tailgating my handicapped brothers bus and that just pissed me off and the other was tailgating a van on the backroads (yet again another Corolla) It's not easy driving a van on the backroads.

So yeah, short story, but it was funny My mom thought it was funny that I did that too, but she talked about how she knows my car and stuff. I told her I know hers too, and if something happens to it, I know where to go. Except now I have an idea, if she does something stupid, I'm chucking these spoiled boiled easter eggs at her POS.

Blinker Or No Blinker You're Still a Stupid Fuck

I'm driving home with my boyfriend this afternoon, I've got a blond ditz behind me chatting away on the cell phone riding my ass and I'm a cars length away from the sloth slow car in front of me. Yet we're still going 60MPH+ and it's only slow because she was on my ass. Well this POS Corolla is in the right lane, a minute later she jerks into my lane with her blinker... I ignore this fact and just keep driving and talking to my boyfriend. She moves back over to the other lane. I'm doing well over 65MPH now and I see a slow car on the right lane. Just as I anticipated the same fucking bitch jerks her POS car in front of me, I'm LESS than a fucking car length from the car in front of me and she has the brains.... wait NO BRAINS... to cut me off and make me slam on the brakes and my horn.

I'm apologizing to my boyfriend for that; he laughs and said that he'd get on her ass for that. So I be immature and I get right on her fucking bumper for the next five minutes. What I did was wrong, what she did was wrong blinker or no fucking blinker she's the kind of people I HATE because these people cause accidents.

I was naughty...

One thing I cannot and WILL NOT stand is tailgaters. There's tons of them, I pick and choose my fights with them, but one night while driving my boyfriend home I had finally had enough. Some little biotch in a stupid Toyta POS was riding this vans bumper, I'm pretty far back and going more than the speed limit and this Toyota bitch is pushing the van. I'm sorry. I've driven a full sized van and a mid-sized truck on those back roads, they are a BITCH to drive on when it comes to corners. Vans are top heavy and harder to control on those back roads and here this Toyota bitch is trying to push her faster with her gay retarded foreign piece of shit.

We're following for about 10 minutes, I floor my car, tell my boyfriend to hang on and I get right-on-her-ass. She has the audacity to slam her breaks on me, wow she's pretty fucked up in the head. So I get right back on her, shift left of center so my headlights are square in her side mirror, by which she moves in to block it. So I follow her, bumper to bumper nearly for about 10 minutes. So as I prepare to turn I turn my brights on her as I turn, I fucking hate people like her. Wish I was in my truck, could have pushed the hell out of her and blinded her while I was at it.

Good Lord.

I adore Karma

Yesterday was certainly an interesting day, for some reason traffic was horrendous going toward the mall with my male friend. Well we’ve been sitting at the exit or several minutes and I finally tired of it. Told my friend to hold on as I got a gap in the oncoming traffic, I accelerated to 60 pretty quick, well this woman floored her car beside me and looks at me shaking her damned head. I laughed at her because I wasn’t do anything wrong, she was just pissed because I was getting ahead of her. We followed her onto the off ramp. She gets in the far left lane to do a U-turn at the light, I go right and turn at the light, then left so I can take another left. Little snotty bitch was stuck at the light in the same place as we passed her before. Bwhaha.

Karma bites back and it bites hard =]

Benefits of Intimidation... NOT!

Two times within two days, not bad.

I'm on my way to Giant, it's maybe 6:30PM... it's dark out. There's a third lane on rt. 17 in one spot so I can go across the intersection into this 3rd lane to turn right. There's this truck with construction equipment, no doubt an illegal fag driving it. My blinker is on and I move over, he inches forward and narrowly missed me. I'm sorry buddy, I'm not that short in my little Grand Prix GT, my lights DO work and your intimidation DID NOT.

These idiots need to be wrecked headfirst into a concrete barrier, he was inconsiderate and stupid. If he would have jackknifed me that mofo would be going back to Mexico where he belongs. I wouldn't have been entirely screwed either, he may not have had insurance, but I could have sued his companies ass to the moon and back.... Maybe not that far, but you get the jest.

I'm sick of people who think they'll get a cheap thrill from someone because they decide they want to be an arrogant pompous prick.

Joys of Youth Stupidity

It was on Monday the 28th when I was heading out of the school parking lot to go home, I get to the stop sign and wait my turn, I see my buddy so I let him go before me, besides he's got the rightofway even if I was there first. I wave him by and start to pull out. Then the asshole behind him (who is in my Vid. Prod. class who will get an earful when I get back) takes my freaking rightofway! What a douche, I was there before him and just because he was on my right I wasn't going to be courteous and let him go because I'd already been waiting.

Him and daddy's leg humping SUV rips in front of me, I get on his ass and push him around a bit, he takes a hard left to avoid me, stupid little bastard, he's full of shit and flaps his gums more than he does do anything. So it should be interesting to confront him. I wouldn't have cared had I not already pulled out, but he missed me by a couple feet.

This is why I hate student drivers, even if I'm one myself, this was NOT human error, this was pure ARROGANCE.

Two Wrongs. Do NOT make a right

Today I was reminded of that powerful saying, now if you wanna get all technical, it does, but that's not my point. Today I went to Central Park without much problem by means of driving and the people around me. I did have a moron behind, rode my bumper because I didn't feel like riding the guys' in front of me. That was only the tip of my annoyance, I despise tailgaters with a loathing passion.

Anyway, on my way home I see this ricer Civic, red, and two older teens maybe early twenties. White, with their hats tilted like they're trying to be cool, I smirked. Well as I'm driving in the far left, they're in the middle, the light is red next thing I know the guy about takes my front bumper off! No turn signal nothing, I didn't realize until later when I stopped being such an ass that I was in his blind spot. So can you guess what I did when he cut me off? I laid on the horn and threw my hand up at him like an immature brat. I was pissed, his buddy turned around and I did it again. Third time was the charm because the driver raised both his hands up and I realized we were BOTH at fault. It bothered me on the way home because I'm not an aggressive driver... to an extent, but because it was human error that COULD have resulted in an accident, I was pissed about it. Later I realized we were both at fault for our errors, he was at fault for not observing his surroundings better and I was at fault because I acted like an idiot.

Lesson of the day... turn your head the other way.

A Minor Introduction

Alrighty, you know how we're supposed to just shrug off the idiocy of American drivers now? Well, that's utterly impossible, we have so many idiots on the road that we should have the same requirements that Germany has. It kills me what idiots are allowed to get a licence these days. I may be only eighteen, but knowledge and observation is power. Numerous incidents that could have resulted in bodily and/or vehicle harm have been prevented by myself or in some cases vise-versa.

We are all human, we're entitled to mistakes, but some things are pure and utter arrogance that deserve that flip of the bird or that laying on the horn. Well the main purpose in this is to express how fed up I am with people who are purely arrogant pricks, or you get those who assume they know what you're going to do. Those times you just want to be like, "I'm sorry, I didn't know you WERE IN MY HEAD." I hate people who assume that they know what you're going to do, they should be hit for good riddance.

Hope all enjoy.