The "Obese" and my door.

Ok. I have always, always, always parked my vehicles awaaaaaaaay from the main entrance or the entrance, period, to stores to avoid damage to my vehicle. One some 'obese' (to be politically correct) person whacked my door! As much as I want to be rude and crude I'm going to behave this time for as royally pissed off I am at this point.

Ok, seriously. If you fricken ding someones door don't leave! Leave a NOTE. I've pushed the door out too far once or twice and its hit someones car but I don't freak out "OMG got to haul ass out of here!" I look to make sure there is no damage (to my car first lol) then theirs. If there is none, I leave.

I had some prick park so close to my truck, he actually hit it. He left indentation of his license plate on my bumper!! The asshat left!! I was out at my vehicle and I was inspecting the damage, went and got my cell phone and out he came. Took one look at me and picked up the pace, jumped in his gas hog of an SUV and drove off. I couldn't believe it. Lucky for him I wasn't as pissed off as I am now.

Not ADoV Related

Dumbf***s of the internet. I just had to post this.

I try and stay out of the political debates online because nine times out of ten they're spineless pussies in real life that can't grow a pair of nades unless they're online. So there is this debate on Obama (who I hate) about what we all think about him saying that American should HAVE Spanish as a mandatory secondary language.

"Holy hell no!" Was my response.

But let me say this much. The man has change, but change we in America are not looking for. Ignorance is bliss and all his little minions following him are ignorant.

Here's a response that spit Capri-sun out of my nostrils:

"I am for Obama, as is my whole family. Mccain is totally out of control. That's it."

My response is simple. Is my generation THIS F***** UP?! She says McCain is out of control... How sweetheart? He may be immature in his campaign comebacks, but you have no frikin reason as to why McCain is "OMG out of control." F***tard. Then she goes "That's it." Ok, at least you've got grammar down, hun.

First of all, if you DON'T like the opponent, then giving a Friking reason, not some lame-ass "out of control. That is it." Response. You're just a politically retarded.

Good one today.

It's been a relatively hellish last two months. I lost a bird we had for 10 years and I feel partially at fault. I don't know how religious some of you are (who read this) but I was guilt ridden because of what I said two days, two days before the bird was attacked. I begged for forgiveness for what I said, to the bird and to God. That next morning the elephant sized guilt, bearing down on my shoulders and chest, was gone. I felt reprieve, peace... I felt horrible for what I had said (to myself) and the only way I could have recovered was asking forgiveness of the bird and of God. Needless to say I did not see him before he passed. I still find it hard to swallow the pain I still feel for losing him, but at least he is not suffering anymore.

ADoV Related:

Today I was met with the most moronic woman in the whole frickin world. Not only did she make a piss poor decision, but she unlawfully and threatened the safety of my passenger and myself for her ignorance. I somewhat wish I wrecked into her so I could put that prissy little ass of hers in place!

We're going down 17 (this road is a wreck itself), traffic is light. I'm the only oncoming car and no one is behind me. This dipshit brunette is trying to turn around (probably from Burton's) and she steers her mini van into my lane! WTMFF! She could have waited 5 seconds to save us from a near wreck, a heartcheck, and pure idiocy as she tried to floor it past me. As she cuts me off, I lay on the horn, manuver around her and drive at her side. Needless to say she tried to floor it past me, I kept up. Frickin asshat.

Karma better bite her in the frickin' ass.

Take the crap and move!

Over the last week I started to realize how many people sit in the left lane, coasting at 50mph in a 55mph zone. Same goes for all the other speed limits. It really pricks my nerves. I can understand if there's no room to move over, but if you have a whole right lane to yourself with no cars, MOVE THE HELL OVER.

The Left lane is NOT for someone to coast on, it's called a PASSING LANE for a freaken reason. I am not prone to tailgate, but I will NOT stand for going 50mph in a 55mph zone, absolutely not. These people either need to move the hell over or cope with a truck grill in their view.

Today was the worst of it. Some stupid little CRX cut me off to start with, then this freaken Jeep is sitting in the left lane, probably going 48mph-ish and it's starting to really urk me. I give her about a car length between us before I start to push a little, I don't tailgate her by any means, but I do the typical VA way of moving a little left to 'enlighten' her that I'm behind her and she needs to get her lazy ass moving. Well the CRX keeps up with the Jeep, disabling me from passing her, which pricks my nerves even more. I followed this broad for 10 minutes and I've about had it. We do get to a light, a truck is in the right lane, I'm half distracted as we start to accelerate. Then I realize that I have the room to move, I speed up and pass her. Ok, so I floored it and passed her, blinkers n' all.

But as my Granny would put it, "Shit or get off the pot!"

Today Was a Good One.

It's amazing how childish some of these people can be driving.

I'm going down to WaWa in my Pontiac, coasting 60mph. We start hitting lights and things start getting thicker, so I've swapped lanes from fast to slow. Well the slow lane has started to get congested, there's a Malibu that just went past me an Explorer 1 1/2 car lengths behind the Malibu. Flip my blinker on, over I go. This asshat honks at me and throws on his high beams (HID's) Oh wow, big scary Explorer with HID's DURING THE DAY. That don't do jack shit to me. So I stick to going like 50mph in a 45mph zone.

I prepare to turn and he follows, I'm like "Great, a douche." so as I turn I put a car between us (crossing lane wise) he floors his Explorer onto my ass while I'm turning, probably missed me by a few inches. Should have slammed my brakes on that fucker and made him pay for my new bumper.

Either way, the guy got all pissed off just because I rightfully moved over. Douche bag.

Another OT

I came to the conclusion that a lot of these animal forums are full of teenagers stuck in the prime of their 5 year old fucktards when it comes to debating... Doesn't help when mommy and daddy give them a silver spoon to suck on instead of her million dollar tit.

So to continue with what I was saying. I came to realize that forums that I recently became a member of and disembarked from was full of fag loving teenagers that couldn’t give two shits about your opinion. It’s all “me me” fuck you kinds of things. I don’t even know why I bother.

I don’t get much approval from forums because I choose to be the black sheep. I choose to be different and they can’t accept the fact someone wants to be, fucking bandwagoneers. Now, I’m being generous because I’m enjoying some Davenport pron lol… no, but I am frustrated by the fact my generation is so FUCKING STUPID. I’m more than happy to do a healthy debate with someone who is not wanting to claw my eyes out or fling fecies on me because they don’t like my opinion. But I have YET to find a forum like this. I’d love to see these people in real life and take a 2x4 to their ugly ass.

Half of these girls either have pierces from their eyebrows to their pussy (no doubt), thick gothic make-up, lesbians… stick figures with beady eyes and glasses. No, I’m not perfect. I’m a little thick (not obese) but I’m perfectly happy with how I look. I’m not in any cliché because I fucking hate them.

What they all need is a GREAT dose of House.

Mother of Pearl!

It's been awhile... however I am trying to avoid the constant regurgitation of agitation from people here in Virginia. Plus I've been gone to Lexington, stayed home a day, went to Gettysburg... and now I'm home. Yea-boi (wow)

Anyway, not much has happened out of the ordinary "Your a dick driving." but I did have a laugh the other day...

I got a truck for Graduation, which in turn makes me sell my car, oh well. I'm driving leisurely 55-60mph in a 55mph zone. I'm in the fast lane, yeah bad me, no one is beside me and the slow lane is clear. This douche pulls out onto 17 going 20 fuglymph to my 55mph. Needless to say there was distance between us, but it still pissed me off because NO ONE, I repeat, NO ONE was in the slow lane. Asshole.

I use blinkers 24/7. I slapped my blinker on and missed his bumper with a gradual lane change by maybe a foot. He honked at me and I lol'd. I just stuck my hand out the window and did a "WTF do you want me do to about your arrogant ass move?" and kept driving. Needless to say had he turned left somewhere CLOSE I wouldn't have cared. But as I turned into my destination the fag is still sitting in the fast-lane.

Idiots.

OT:

I joined a few equine forums because they relate to my interest. I fucking hate those places! I get on there for the 1st day, read over the posts, for fucks sake it's a fricken mafia there! You say one thing against EVERYONE else and you get bombarded with midgets swinging sticks of stale bread, beating you unconscious. I hate the cyber world sometimes.