Fine... Make Me The Jackass.

Okay, in the state of Virginia it is by law an obligation for a vehicle in the slowest lane on the highway to MOVE OVER when a merge lane is occupied by an driver. The only law that this does NOT apply to is Semi-trucks! However, balding and pepper gray long bearded old man in a P.O.S minivan does not apply to either.

Traffic is pretty thick, but still, by law drivers are obligated to move when people are on the on ramp trying to get on. If these a-holes would actually slow down and let people on we'd be frickin moving! So this old hippie guy with a dew rag and long peppered beard gets all pissed off at me because I finally decide to cut him off as he refuses to let me in. It's an either "Hit me or Move the F back" move. So after I'm denied to be let in by two vehicles and this van being the 3rd, I've had enough, my blinker has been on. The cars in front of me are running out of on ramp and so am I. So I meander over, he speeds up, so today I was the jackass. I had enough. I floored it, the little Civic humming it's happy lil tune to pathetic pick-up and I cut him off, blinker and all.

Shaking my head at him, noticeably, I move into the middle lane. The hippy had plenty of room to move over, but nooo, his hippy arse had to ignorant and just got what he gave. So he passes me, hanging out the window, shouting something at me, probably cussing, throwing his hands in the air and shaking his head. So I flip my under upside down like "WTF you want me to do about your anger issues." and smirk. He shakes his head and keeps driving, staring at me through his side mirror.

Hippy, probably too old to give a dang about the laws.

That's alright, I'm proud to be the jackass of the day. Needless to say, karma didn't get me back that day, so apparently I was in the right and that fcker in the wrong.

Related and Not So Much

Not So Much:

I'll be quite honest if I were to have a retarded or mentally handicapped person I would be in the abortion clinic the next day. They are a drain on society, take tons of effort, tons of time, and quite honestly they don't give back all that much to society just suck up tax dollars. I realise that I'm heartless etc, etc but I honestly can't imageine spending the time taking that much care of someone I'd expect them to make something of their life. I was told in biblical times children like that were killed.

How frickin' cold hearted can you be? I found this gem on a horse"lover" forum. I was absolutely and utterly appalled by her bitterness. At least she got one thing right, she is a heartless witch. Maybe we can get House and fix her mental issue.

But seriously, this seriously pissed me off. I have family with kids who are handicapped, these kids are born for a reason, a purpose and the REAL retards that trash talk the handicapped is what pisses me off. I surely hope that she's born handicapped in her next life and I hope karma bites her in her ass and she ends up with a disabled child EVERY time she conceives.

Related:

I'm trying to think what happened recently... Oh, I have a good one that has a question mingled in it as well.

Passing a school this morning there is a two way road and in front of the school it has a LOADING zone just off to the right where the buses sit, making it a temporary 3 laner. Well I never recall being obligated to stop when a bus is not directly in the road. Apparently I'm wrong.

Now, this can go both ways. They're off the main road, loading kiddies, red lights with the whole 'stop' going and what not. What do you do? I crept up and prepared to get where I was going. No rush, taking my time in case a munchkin bolted out in front of me, so as I went on a bus slams on her horn and I slam on the brake. Needless to say for a truck it stopped pretty damn good!

I have 3/4 windows rolled down, so as I'm rolling the 3rd down this obese white woman waddles around the front of the bus and waves her chicken leg of an arm at me and comes on with an attitude, "When those lights are on you need to stop back there!!" and I replied back, the same tone as hers, "Well I didn't know!" I so wanting to frickin do more than what I did, but I swallowed my pride and kept going. As I started to back out the woman who honked at me pushed open her window as I stopped next to her, waved at me and kindly directed behind her. She smiled and I apologize, I told her I honestly didn't know, her smile remained and she nodded, "Yah, you do need to stop back there." so with that I backed up until I was past the buses and waited for 10 minutes to load the rugrats on the bus.

Then the obese woman had the audacity to wave at me for waiting, what a f'er.

So what would you have done? Kept going or stopped? There was no one around for me to take the 'hint' from which is why I kept going.

Not Related and Related

Okay, so you folks in the path of Hurricane Ike, I applaud you for having the intelligence to leave. Because those of you who don't... are on your own, won't be rescued as you risked your own frikin neck, the National Guard will not risk theirs for your stupidity.

So yah, I was making an argument with a Louisiana resident and I stated that their stupidity is their stupidity. His comeback to my remarks about them stupidly staying in the path of a destructive hurricane was that they are a "close family" and leaving The Big Easy would be an insult. OMFG, someone shoot this motherf'er in the head. I'm sorry, I was in the military and if my life was endangered by a Natural Disaster I would leave. A military family is much more important, vital, and valued them some dead beat Big Easy "family" niche. This was probably the most IGNORANT, pig headed, close-minded, response on a stick. I slapped a big ol' nice response to him and decided that his ignorance was not worth pissing my energy away on. He can keep that ugly mug up his ass if he wants to get mauled over by Hurricane Ike and let our gene pool be strengthened a bit more.

EDIT later for his post.

Related To ADoV:

So this morning route 17 is under construction, the lanes merge, left to right. There are signs several HUNDRED feet from the merge lane. Asshats floor it in the left lane (that's clear) so they can beat everyone else. Well a guy behind me floors it ahead, creeping traffic brings his sorry ass right back to me. I'm literally on the bumper of the car in front of me, she doesn't care because she's doing the same in front. So this asshat in the black Civic beater tries to cut her off, she won't let him. With my bumper literally on hers I offer no reprieve for the sheithead. Then he has the audacity to try and cut me off, oh no motherf'er. I swerve to the right a bit and manage to keep him out of my lane. So he tries again, just inches from my car and I won't give in. If he wants in so bad he can wait for the gaping hole behind me and be back where he started. So as he gets closer I lay on the horn and keep going, he's forced behind me.

Okay, so I felt like the asshole in this situation, but he royally pissed me off. I hate people like him when it comes to driving and I was not giving him the luxury of getting ahead of me especially.

The AA and their Attitudes

I was about a mini-meter away from saying "Blacks and Their Attitude" But of course I feel I should be politically correct. God forbid I say that, like it's any worse than me saying WHITES and their attitude. Freaken overly prejudice people. ANYWAY.

It's been awhile since I've updated, only because the Internet pisses me off too much with the liberals and the people with their head up their asses. Not to mention I haven't been driving much either. So, yah.

Today I had a boring one. Normally I drive, not the mom, the mom is too timid behind the wheel where I'm not afraid to bulldoze my way in if they're being an asshat to me. So today this 'lil BLACK Civic is coasting behind the Van, swaying to the left over and over and over again (typical "Get your ass out of teh way!" gesture in VA) But the mom is doing the speed limit, so nuck her. Well, when this BLACK civic gets the chance, no blinkers, nothing, she floors it past my mom. Lo and behold she's BLACK with her *snapping those fingers* attitude as she cuts my mom off. Seriously, WTF is wrong with some of you? I know not all African Americans are bad and I feel bad asshat's like her ruin it for others.

I recall when I was little watching COPS (accidentally) and I asked my mom why most of those getting arrestined were black. Plaing and nucking simple! You guys (Most of you) are overly predijuce or you try and use it to your advantage. You put your frikin jeans on the same way I do, GET OVER YOURSELF.

The "Obese" and my door.

Ok. I have always, always, always parked my vehicles awaaaaaaaay from the main entrance or the entrance, period, to stores to avoid damage to my vehicle. One some 'obese' (to be politically correct) person whacked my door! As much as I want to be rude and crude I'm going to behave this time for as royally pissed off I am at this point.

Ok, seriously. If you fricken ding someones door don't leave! Leave a NOTE. I've pushed the door out too far once or twice and its hit someones car but I don't freak out "OMG got to haul ass out of here!" I look to make sure there is no damage (to my car first lol) then theirs. If there is none, I leave.

I had some prick park so close to my truck, he actually hit it. He left indentation of his license plate on my bumper!! The asshat left!! I was out at my vehicle and I was inspecting the damage, went and got my cell phone and out he came. Took one look at me and picked up the pace, jumped in his gas hog of an SUV and drove off. I couldn't believe it. Lucky for him I wasn't as pissed off as I am now.

Not ADoV Related

Dumbf***s of the internet. I just had to post this.

I try and stay out of the political debates online because nine times out of ten they're spineless pussies in real life that can't grow a pair of nades unless they're online. So there is this debate on Obama (who I hate) about what we all think about him saying that American should HAVE Spanish as a mandatory secondary language.

"Holy hell no!" Was my response.

But let me say this much. The man has change, but change we in America are not looking for. Ignorance is bliss and all his little minions following him are ignorant.

Here's a response that spit Capri-sun out of my nostrils:

"I am for Obama, as is my whole family. Mccain is totally out of control. That's it."

My response is simple. Is my generation THIS F***** UP?! She says McCain is out of control... How sweetheart? He may be immature in his campaign comebacks, but you have no frikin reason as to why McCain is "OMG out of control." F***tard. Then she goes "That's it." Ok, at least you've got grammar down, hun.

First of all, if you DON'T like the opponent, then giving a Friking reason, not some lame-ass "out of control. That is it." Response. You're just a politically retarded.

Good one today.

It's been a relatively hellish last two months. I lost a bird we had for 10 years and I feel partially at fault. I don't know how religious some of you are (who read this) but I was guilt ridden because of what I said two days, two days before the bird was attacked. I begged for forgiveness for what I said, to the bird and to God. That next morning the elephant sized guilt, bearing down on my shoulders and chest, was gone. I felt reprieve, peace... I felt horrible for what I had said (to myself) and the only way I could have recovered was asking forgiveness of the bird and of God. Needless to say I did not see him before he passed. I still find it hard to swallow the pain I still feel for losing him, but at least he is not suffering anymore.

ADoV Related:

Today I was met with the most moronic woman in the whole frickin world. Not only did she make a piss poor decision, but she unlawfully and threatened the safety of my passenger and myself for her ignorance. I somewhat wish I wrecked into her so I could put that prissy little ass of hers in place!

We're going down 17 (this road is a wreck itself), traffic is light. I'm the only oncoming car and no one is behind me. This dipshit brunette is trying to turn around (probably from Burton's) and she steers her mini van into my lane! WTMFF! She could have waited 5 seconds to save us from a near wreck, a heartcheck, and pure idiocy as she tried to floor it past me. As she cuts me off, I lay on the horn, manuver around her and drive at her side. Needless to say she tried to floor it past me, I kept up. Frickin asshat.

Karma better bite her in the frickin' ass.