Okay, in the state of Virginia it is by law an obligation for a vehicle in the slowest lane on the highway to MOVE OVER when a merge lane is occupied by an driver. The only law that this does NOT apply to is Semi-trucks! However, balding and pepper gray long bearded old man in a P.O.S minivan does not apply to either.
Traffic is pretty thick, but still, by law drivers are obligated to move when people are on the on ramp trying to get on. If these a-holes would actually slow down and let people on we'd be frickin moving! So this old hippie guy with a dew rag and long peppered beard gets all pissed off at me because I finally decide to cut him off as he refuses to let me in. It's an either "Hit me or Move the F back" move. So after I'm denied to be let in by two vehicles and this van being the 3rd, I've had enough, my blinker has been on. The cars in front of me are running out of on ramp and so am I. So I meander over, he speeds up, so today I was the jackass. I had enough. I floored it, the little Civic humming it's happy lil tune to pathetic pick-up and I cut him off, blinker and all.
Shaking my head at him, noticeably, I move into the middle lane. The hippy had plenty of room to move over, but nooo, his hippy arse had to ignorant and just got what he gave. So he passes me, hanging out the window, shouting something at me, probably cussing, throwing his hands in the air and shaking his head. So I flip my under upside down like "WTF you want me to do about your anger issues." and smirk. He shakes his head and keeps driving, staring at me through his side mirror.
Hippy, probably too old to give a dang about the laws.
That's alright, I'm proud to be the jackass of the day. Needless to say, karma didn't get me back that day, so apparently I was in the right and that fcker in the wrong.
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Friday, October 3, 2008
Related and Not So Much
Not So Much:
I'll be quite honest if I were to have a retarded or mentally handicapped person I would be in the abortion clinic the next day. They are a drain on society, take tons of effort, tons of time, and quite honestly they don't give back all that much to society just suck up tax dollars. I realise that I'm heartless etc, etc but I honestly can't imageine spending the time taking that much care of someone I'd expect them to make something of their life. I was told in biblical times children like that were killed.
How frickin' cold hearted can you be? I found this gem on a horse"lover" forum. I was absolutely and utterly appalled by her bitterness. At least she got one thing right, she is a heartless witch. Maybe we can get House and fix her mental issue.
But seriously, this seriously pissed me off. I have family with kids who are handicapped, these kids are born for a reason, a purpose and the REAL retards that trash talk the handicapped is what pisses me off. I surely hope that she's born handicapped in her next life and I hope karma bites her in her ass and she ends up with a disabled child EVERY time she conceives.
Related:
I'm trying to think what happened recently... Oh, I have a good one that has a question mingled in it as well.
Passing a school this morning there is a two way road and in front of the school it has a LOADING zone just off to the right where the buses sit, making it a temporary 3 laner. Well I never recall being obligated to stop when a bus is not directly in the road. Apparently I'm wrong.
Now, this can go both ways. They're off the main road, loading kiddies, red lights with the whole 'stop' going and what not. What do you do? I crept up and prepared to get where I was going. No rush, taking my time in case a munchkin bolted out in front of me, so as I went on a bus slams on her horn and I slam on the brake. Needless to say for a truck it stopped pretty damn good!
I have 3/4 windows rolled down, so as I'm rolling the 3rd down this obese white woman waddles around the front of the bus and waves her chicken leg of an arm at me and comes on with an attitude, "When those lights are on you need to stop back there!!" and I replied back, the same tone as hers, "Well I didn't know!" I so wanting to frickin do more than what I did, but I swallowed my pride and kept going. As I started to back out the woman who honked at me pushed open her window as I stopped next to her, waved at me and kindly directed behind her. She smiled and I apologize, I told her I honestly didn't know, her smile remained and she nodded, "Yah, you do need to stop back there." so with that I backed up until I was past the buses and waited for 10 minutes to load the rugrats on the bus.
Then the obese woman had the audacity to wave at me for waiting, what a f'er.
So what would you have done? Kept going or stopped? There was no one around for me to take the 'hint' from which is why I kept going.
I'll be quite honest if I were to have a retarded or mentally handicapped person I would be in the abortion clinic the next day. They are a drain on society, take tons of effort, tons of time, and quite honestly they don't give back all that much to society just suck up tax dollars. I realise that I'm heartless etc, etc but I honestly can't imageine spending the time taking that much care of someone I'd expect them to make something of their life. I was told in biblical times children like that were killed.
How frickin' cold hearted can you be? I found this gem on a horse"lover" forum. I was absolutely and utterly appalled by her bitterness. At least she got one thing right, she is a heartless witch. Maybe we can get House and fix her mental issue.
But seriously, this seriously pissed me off. I have family with kids who are handicapped, these kids are born for a reason, a purpose and the REAL retards that trash talk the handicapped is what pisses me off. I surely hope that she's born handicapped in her next life and I hope karma bites her in her ass and she ends up with a disabled child EVERY time she conceives.
Related:
I'm trying to think what happened recently... Oh, I have a good one that has a question mingled in it as well.
Passing a school this morning there is a two way road and in front of the school it has a LOADING zone just off to the right where the buses sit, making it a temporary 3 laner. Well I never recall being obligated to stop when a bus is not directly in the road. Apparently I'm wrong.
Now, this can go both ways. They're off the main road, loading kiddies, red lights with the whole 'stop' going and what not. What do you do? I crept up and prepared to get where I was going. No rush, taking my time in case a munchkin bolted out in front of me, so as I went on a bus slams on her horn and I slam on the brake. Needless to say for a truck it stopped pretty damn good!
I have 3/4 windows rolled down, so as I'm rolling the 3rd down this obese white woman waddles around the front of the bus and waves her chicken leg of an arm at me and comes on with an attitude, "When those lights are on you need to stop back there!!" and I replied back, the same tone as hers, "Well I didn't know!" I so wanting to frickin do more than what I did, but I swallowed my pride and kept going. As I started to back out the woman who honked at me pushed open her window as I stopped next to her, waved at me and kindly directed behind her. She smiled and I apologize, I told her I honestly didn't know, her smile remained and she nodded, "Yah, you do need to stop back there." so with that I backed up until I was past the buses and waited for 10 minutes to load the rugrats on the bus.
Then the obese woman had the audacity to wave at me for waiting, what a f'er.
So what would you have done? Kept going or stopped? There was no one around for me to take the 'hint' from which is why I kept going.
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