The "Obese" and my door.

Ok. I have always, always, always parked my vehicles awaaaaaaaay from the main entrance or the entrance, period, to stores to avoid damage to my vehicle. One some 'obese' (to be politically correct) person whacked my door! As much as I want to be rude and crude I'm going to behave this time for as royally pissed off I am at this point.

Ok, seriously. If you fricken ding someones door don't leave! Leave a NOTE. I've pushed the door out too far once or twice and its hit someones car but I don't freak out "OMG got to haul ass out of here!" I look to make sure there is no damage (to my car first lol) then theirs. If there is none, I leave.

I had some prick park so close to my truck, he actually hit it. He left indentation of his license plate on my bumper!! The asshat left!! I was out at my vehicle and I was inspecting the damage, went and got my cell phone and out he came. Took one look at me and picked up the pace, jumped in his gas hog of an SUV and drove off. I couldn't believe it. Lucky for him I wasn't as pissed off as I am now.

Not ADoV Related

Dumbf***s of the internet. I just had to post this.

I try and stay out of the political debates online because nine times out of ten they're spineless pussies in real life that can't grow a pair of nades unless they're online. So there is this debate on Obama (who I hate) about what we all think about him saying that American should HAVE Spanish as a mandatory secondary language.

"Holy hell no!" Was my response.

But let me say this much. The man has change, but change we in America are not looking for. Ignorance is bliss and all his little minions following him are ignorant.

Here's a response that spit Capri-sun out of my nostrils:

"I am for Obama, as is my whole family. Mccain is totally out of control. That's it."

My response is simple. Is my generation THIS F***** UP?! She says McCain is out of control... How sweetheart? He may be immature in his campaign comebacks, but you have no frikin reason as to why McCain is "OMG out of control." F***tard. Then she goes "That's it." Ok, at least you've got grammar down, hun.

First of all, if you DON'T like the opponent, then giving a Friking reason, not some lame-ass "out of control. That is it." Response. You're just a politically retarded.

Good one today.

It's been a relatively hellish last two months. I lost a bird we had for 10 years and I feel partially at fault. I don't know how religious some of you are (who read this) but I was guilt ridden because of what I said two days, two days before the bird was attacked. I begged for forgiveness for what I said, to the bird and to God. That next morning the elephant sized guilt, bearing down on my shoulders and chest, was gone. I felt reprieve, peace... I felt horrible for what I had said (to myself) and the only way I could have recovered was asking forgiveness of the bird and of God. Needless to say I did not see him before he passed. I still find it hard to swallow the pain I still feel for losing him, but at least he is not suffering anymore.

ADoV Related:

Today I was met with the most moronic woman in the whole frickin world. Not only did she make a piss poor decision, but she unlawfully and threatened the safety of my passenger and myself for her ignorance. I somewhat wish I wrecked into her so I could put that prissy little ass of hers in place!

We're going down 17 (this road is a wreck itself), traffic is light. I'm the only oncoming car and no one is behind me. This dipshit brunette is trying to turn around (probably from Burton's) and she steers her mini van into my lane! WTMFF! She could have waited 5 seconds to save us from a near wreck, a heartcheck, and pure idiocy as she tried to floor it past me. As she cuts me off, I lay on the horn, manuver around her and drive at her side. Needless to say she tried to floor it past me, I kept up. Frickin asshat.

Karma better bite her in the frickin' ass.