Off-Topic Patriotism

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" I stay black you stay white..."

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Tailgaters and The Pathetic

This post is slightly on topic and off topic... I'll post the off topic first.

• Off-Topic

There's this thread going on on a forum that I'm a member of, which I have quite frequently debated on quiting... I don't fancy the people. Anyway, there a thread that's called "First Impressions". Needless to say I was the peacemaker of the forum and stayed on the outnumbered side, whether it was right, but if I believed it was... then I stuck to it. Which has gotten me into trouble, but fuck 'em. Anyway... it's AMAZING how pathetic some people are, I'm pretty generous in complementing people and I made a comment about someone and the person that gave me my first impression said that she didn't like me because "I go hunting" WTMFF!! How low can you be? Just because I believe in shooting bambi someone holds it against me? Damn; can I go shoot a deer right in front of her just so I can laugh hysterically at her vegetarian ass?

• On topic:

Last night we had some gay Toyota Corolla tailgating my mom for like 10 minutes. Needless to say my mom slowed down from 45 to 35... she still didn't back off. So when a straight away came she flew past us, I caught her tags and laughed, they basically said Mountain View 2009 but paraphrased. Funny thing is is she goes to my school, so I figured I'd slap a few Reece's cups on her window shield and let 'em melt when we go back to school.

But I didn't get that luxury, I got better. I went to go feed my friends horses (which was where she tailgated us), I was coming home and I saw some car come flying up. I'm doing 50-55MPH average on a 45MPH road and she has the audacity to get on my bumper as soon as she gets up to me. Of course the wheels are already turning when I realize it's her, no more than a minute of her following me I slam on my breaks, breaking from 50MPH down to 40-44 and gives her a heart-attack. I could not have asked for a better expressional response! Of course, I'm not the type to just bark and not look. At this point I'm, I guess, glaring? at her through my side mirror and I do this until I'm quite sure she's seen me before I resume my speed to 50mph and she keeps about two car lengths away from me. However she did close the gap to a car length, which was still agitating me, but I let it go because I had my 'revenge' on the little snot. lol

I cannot stand teenage drivers who shouldn't have their license or are tailgaters. I'm a teenager, but I don't tailgate unless I see it fit. And I've only done it a handful of times because one of 'em was tailgating my handicapped brothers bus and that just pissed me off and the other was tailgating a van on the backroads (yet again another Corolla) It's not easy driving a van on the backroads.

So yeah, short story, but it was funny My mom thought it was funny that I did that too, but she talked about how she knows my car and stuff. I told her I know hers too, and if something happens to it, I know where to go. Except now I have an idea, if she does something stupid, I'm chucking these spoiled boiled easter eggs at her POS.

Blinker Or No Blinker You're Still a Stupid Fuck

I'm driving home with my boyfriend this afternoon, I've got a blond ditz behind me chatting away on the cell phone riding my ass and I'm a cars length away from the sloth slow car in front of me. Yet we're still going 60MPH+ and it's only slow because she was on my ass. Well this POS Corolla is in the right lane, a minute later she jerks into my lane with her blinker... I ignore this fact and just keep driving and talking to my boyfriend. She moves back over to the other lane. I'm doing well over 65MPH now and I see a slow car on the right lane. Just as I anticipated the same fucking bitch jerks her POS car in front of me, I'm LESS than a fucking car length from the car in front of me and she has the brains.... wait NO BRAINS... to cut me off and make me slam on the brakes and my horn.

I'm apologizing to my boyfriend for that; he laughs and said that he'd get on her ass for that. So I be immature and I get right on her fucking bumper for the next five minutes. What I did was wrong, what she did was wrong blinker or no fucking blinker she's the kind of people I HATE because these people cause accidents.