DISCLAIMER

Just so I don't offend anyone, the blog you are about to tread on has innappropriate language for the younger crowd. I cease not to hold myself back when venting; so you read at your own risk.

You are liable for your own discomfort by reading my blog if you continue.

You've been warned.

Friday, February 29, 2008

I was naughty...

One thing I cannot and WILL NOT stand is tailgaters. There's tons of them, I pick and choose my fights with them, but one night while driving my boyfriend home I had finally had enough. Some little biotch in a stupid Toyta POS was riding this vans bumper, I'm pretty far back and going more than the speed limit and this Toyota bitch is pushing the van. I'm sorry. I've driven a full sized van and a mid-sized truck on those back roads, they are a BITCH to drive on when it comes to corners. Vans are top heavy and harder to control on those back roads and here this Toyota bitch is trying to push her faster with her gay retarded foreign piece of shit.

We're following for about 10 minutes, I floor my car, tell my boyfriend to hang on and I get right-on-her-ass. She has the audacity to slam her breaks on me, wow she's pretty fucked up in the head. So I get right back on her, shift left of center so my headlights are square in her side mirror, by which she moves in to block it. So I follow her, bumper to bumper nearly for about 10 minutes. So as I prepare to turn I turn my brights on her as I turn, I fucking hate people like her. Wish I was in my truck, could have pushed the hell out of her and blinded her while I was at it.

Good Lord.

Sunday, February 3, 2008

I adore Karma

Yesterday was certainly an interesting day, for some reason traffic was horrendous going toward the mall with my male friend. Well we’ve been sitting at the exit or several minutes and I finally tired of it. Told my friend to hold on as I got a gap in the oncoming traffic, I accelerated to 60 pretty quick, well this woman floored her car beside me and looks at me shaking her damned head. I laughed at her because I wasn’t do anything wrong, she was just pissed because I was getting ahead of her. We followed her onto the off ramp. She gets in the far left lane to do a U-turn at the light, I go right and turn at the light, then left so I can take another left. Little snotty bitch was stuck at the light in the same place as we passed her before. Bwhaha.

Karma bites back and it bites hard =]