Take the crap and move!

Over the last week I started to realize how many people sit in the left lane, coasting at 50mph in a 55mph zone. Same goes for all the other speed limits. It really pricks my nerves. I can understand if there's no room to move over, but if you have a whole right lane to yourself with no cars, MOVE THE HELL OVER.

The Left lane is NOT for someone to coast on, it's called a PASSING LANE for a freaken reason. I am not prone to tailgate, but I will NOT stand for going 50mph in a 55mph zone, absolutely not. These people either need to move the hell over or cope with a truck grill in their view.

Today was the worst of it. Some stupid little CRX cut me off to start with, then this freaken Jeep is sitting in the left lane, probably going 48mph-ish and it's starting to really urk me. I give her about a car length between us before I start to push a little, I don't tailgate her by any means, but I do the typical VA way of moving a little left to 'enlighten' her that I'm behind her and she needs to get her lazy ass moving. Well the CRX keeps up with the Jeep, disabling me from passing her, which pricks my nerves even more. I followed this broad for 10 minutes and I've about had it. We do get to a light, a truck is in the right lane, I'm half distracted as we start to accelerate. Then I realize that I have the room to move, I speed up and pass her. Ok, so I floored it and passed her, blinkers n' all.

But as my Granny would put it, "Shit or get off the pot!"

Today Was a Good One.

It's amazing how childish some of these people can be driving.

I'm going down to WaWa in my Pontiac, coasting 60mph. We start hitting lights and things start getting thicker, so I've swapped lanes from fast to slow. Well the slow lane has started to get congested, there's a Malibu that just went past me an Explorer 1 1/2 car lengths behind the Malibu. Flip my blinker on, over I go. This asshat honks at me and throws on his high beams (HID's) Oh wow, big scary Explorer with HID's DURING THE DAY. That don't do jack shit to me. So I stick to going like 50mph in a 45mph zone.

I prepare to turn and he follows, I'm like "Great, a douche." so as I turn I put a car between us (crossing lane wise) he floors his Explorer onto my ass while I'm turning, probably missed me by a few inches. Should have slammed my brakes on that fucker and made him pay for my new bumper.

Either way, the guy got all pissed off just because I rightfully moved over. Douche bag.

Another OT

I came to the conclusion that a lot of these animal forums are full of teenagers stuck in the prime of their 5 year old fucktards when it comes to debating... Doesn't help when mommy and daddy give them a silver spoon to suck on instead of her million dollar tit.

So to continue with what I was saying. I came to realize that forums that I recently became a member of and disembarked from was full of fag loving teenagers that couldn’t give two shits about your opinion. It’s all “me me” fuck you kinds of things. I don’t even know why I bother.

I don’t get much approval from forums because I choose to be the black sheep. I choose to be different and they can’t accept the fact someone wants to be, fucking bandwagoneers. Now, I’m being generous because I’m enjoying some Davenport pron lol… no, but I am frustrated by the fact my generation is so FUCKING STUPID. I’m more than happy to do a healthy debate with someone who is not wanting to claw my eyes out or fling fecies on me because they don’t like my opinion. But I have YET to find a forum like this. I’d love to see these people in real life and take a 2x4 to their ugly ass.

Half of these girls either have pierces from their eyebrows to their pussy (no doubt), thick gothic make-up, lesbians… stick figures with beady eyes and glasses. No, I’m not perfect. I’m a little thick (not obese) but I’m perfectly happy with how I look. I’m not in any cliché because I fucking hate them.

What they all need is a GREAT dose of House.

Mother of Pearl!

It's been awhile... however I am trying to avoid the constant regurgitation of agitation from people here in Virginia. Plus I've been gone to Lexington, stayed home a day, went to Gettysburg... and now I'm home. Yea-boi (wow)

Anyway, not much has happened out of the ordinary "Your a dick driving." but I did have a laugh the other day...

I got a truck for Graduation, which in turn makes me sell my car, oh well. I'm driving leisurely 55-60mph in a 55mph zone. I'm in the fast lane, yeah bad me, no one is beside me and the slow lane is clear. This douche pulls out onto 17 going 20 fuglymph to my 55mph. Needless to say there was distance between us, but it still pissed me off because NO ONE, I repeat, NO ONE was in the slow lane. Asshole.

I use blinkers 24/7. I slapped my blinker on and missed his bumper with a gradual lane change by maybe a foot. He honked at me and I lol'd. I just stuck my hand out the window and did a "WTF do you want me do to about your arrogant ass move?" and kept driving. Needless to say had he turned left somewhere CLOSE I wouldn't have cared. But as I turned into my destination the fag is still sitting in the fast-lane.

Idiots.

OT:

I joined a few equine forums because they relate to my interest. I fucking hate those places! I get on there for the 1st day, read over the posts, for fucks sake it's a fricken mafia there! You say one thing against EVERYONE else and you get bombarded with midgets swinging sticks of stale bread, beating you unconscious. I hate the cyber world sometimes.

Teenage Morons Rant

Today was a pretty friggin' bad day to start. I was supposed to stay after for some extra tutoring and I just said "F it" and left, I was just not up for my teachers shit. So I'm on my way home with my boyfriend and I get cut off by this 2008 Civic, no biggie, she sped up so it didn't bother me too much. Well then she starts to ride the cars bumper in front of her, and this pisses me off later on down the road when she didn't stop. So I get up to a car length from her, meanwhile she's 2/4 away from the car in front of her. The woman in front of the Civic pulled over to let her pass, which was good because I just had enough.

There's a passing zone about half a mile down the road and I keep my distance for the time being, she's maybe doing 50mph which is five over the speed limit, no biggie, but this girl has pissed me off already. As we reach the passing zone I make sure no one is coming and I floor it, the car kicks into overdrive, the girl sees what I'm doing and floors her car. Her little piece o' shit Civic didn't have a chance. She maybe kept up with me for a whole two seconds if not that at all, little puss. My boyfriend is laughing is ass off as I get in front of the girl at over 85mph and slow down. She apparently got the drift and didn't ride my bumper. SHe's got an '08 so I know her daddy has money, so if she ended up riding by bumper she would have eaten it and her daddy could buy me a new car.

Either way, cocky sonuvabitch. Sure, it wasn't right, but screw it. I was pissed and it made me feel better.

There's Only ONE L-Turn Lane 'tard!

Today it's been raining cats and dogs, thunder, lighting... beautiful (no sarcasm) I love Thunderstorms.

I ran down to Giant to get my breakfast(I hate breakfast foods) and all is good. AFter I pay for my stuff, I pull over to take a few new pictures because the lighting is just perfect. I'm pulling out to leave and for about three minutes I'm alone until I get to a light. There's a car in front of me another Grand Prix in the STRAIGHT LANE ONLY and this Camry flies up and stops short of the Grand Prix (not mine) and is probably a few inches away.

The light turns green, my lane, THE ONLY LEFT TURN LANE out of the three (one left, straight, and right). The car in front of me pulls into the fast lane and I start to pull into the slow lane. I'm looking out my side mirror, something just doesn't feel right as I round my turn, I can hardly see but suddenly I see that damned Camry lights right on me. He missed my bumper by a few inches the dumb shit. Oh yeah, he was a on a cell phone ZOMG who could have guess that?!!

We're all prone to mistakes, but he made no attempt to get in front of me by letting me know. He pulled out when I did from the pull out something didn't feel right. Obviously not when the 'tard turned left in the STRAIGHT lane only and was about ready to buy me a new car.

Blinker, so? I'll Still Ride Your Ass

It was B-E-Autiful today! I went out with the mom to Giant for some cook out stuff and we forgot my dads cigars when we got home. So I turned around and took my car out for a ride, windows down, music blaring (Country) Enjoying my drive at 60MPH in a 55MPH zone. The traffic starter getting thicker as I got closer to the third or so light (they're spread out quite a bit) and I see this junker Saturn come flying up in the right lane. I naturally sped up to keep her from cutting me off ( I hate people who do) so I'm somewhat riding the truck in front me, he can't see anyway as he's a dump truck.

I'm watching this woman and her teenage boyfriend... possibly son, but I doubt it. She flips her blinker on and floors it into my lane, she missed my front bumper by five inches I kid you not. I don't slow down so I'm riding her ass. I hate tailgaters, but I hate people who cut me off even more when I'm doing right and them wrong. So she's glaring at me through my side mirror, I'm smirking and shaking my head. As soon as I can get past her I do, missing her car by an inch or so, driving slowly past her I'm looking at her and doesn't look at me. Go figure, cowardice little bitch.

People are insanely stupid.

On the way home however I had a good laugh. There's this Black Caddy that's being driven by a minority race and there's a junker car behind him. Riding his bumper, talking on the cell phone and weaving in the lane. So she jerks her car into the right lane, the Caddy follows, cutting her off. Meanwhile I'm three car lengths back, enjoying this tension. I see the girl jerk the car into the left lane and the Caddy cuts her off again at this point I am laughing out loud. I get up to 60MPH in the 55MPH again and pass the girl, missing her too by a few inches (Yeah I'm a hypocrite sometimes) and resume my leisure drive. Well she jerks into the lane AGAIN, no blinker, rides my bumper and tries to pass me, well the Caddy floors it up next to me so we basically boxed her in.

I won't lie and say that I didn't slow down to give my own contribution. But I had a good time minus my earlier incident.