For the love of God, people who constantly nag, bitch, and whine about cops seriously annoy the shit out of me. The last few cop posts I've had have had to do with the same person and guess what! *Gasp* this is directed toward the same person AGAIN.
Apparently she hasn't learned the 'apply hand to mouth' and shut the FUCK up!
In her own words:
I'm not sure.. he was probably only 22 years old.. and I'm only 18, in my experiences with cops they don't like the "younger" folk.. even though I've probably been driving longer than he has. Pics are soon to come.. just cell pics though since I didn't bring the card reader for my camera.
Cops don't give a shit how old you are, they don't follow you around because you have a purty sports car, they follow you because of the company you keep. If you're seen around with jackasses who speed, street race, and commonly break the law, expect the law to DO THEIR JOB, and investigate.
Seriously, take some MIDOL and shut the fuck up.
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Monday, July 20, 2009
Ignorance... It pisses me off.
Over the last week we've had two deaths in the area, both on the back roads. The back roads are relatively small, so there is no room for error (as in no left of center is acceptable) But of course that doesn't keep the invincible teenagers from flooring it around corners blindly left of center in their OVERRATED Mustangs.
I ain't complaining or jealous because I've got myself a Supercharged car that I RESPECT and I DRIVE THE SPEED LIMIT. Unlike these jackasses.
The first accident was on the back roads where four teenagers were getting "high" by speeding over the hills on the back roads. Apparently they came over one too many hills, one time too many too fast. So barely missing my brother's Aid they slammed headfirst into the car behind her and then plowed into a tree. Needless to say the accident was fatal. I haven't read who was killed, but I did hear there was a death involved in the accident because some Jackass teenager thought it'd be cool to impress his friends with flying around corners like their car was a roller coaster. Get on a FREAKIN roller coaster for that experience you idiots.
The second was around another curve. Some hot shot in a teenager came buzzing around the corner, left of center, and smashed into a 33 year old woman, killing her on the spot. I hope that son of a bitch is haunted for the rest of his life for being a complete and udder jackass.
I ain't complaining or jealous because I've got myself a Supercharged car that I RESPECT and I DRIVE THE SPEED LIMIT. Unlike these jackasses.
The first accident was on the back roads where four teenagers were getting "high" by speeding over the hills on the back roads. Apparently they came over one too many hills, one time too many too fast. So barely missing my brother's Aid they slammed headfirst into the car behind her and then plowed into a tree. Needless to say the accident was fatal. I haven't read who was killed, but I did hear there was a death involved in the accident because some Jackass teenager thought it'd be cool to impress his friends with flying around corners like their car was a roller coaster. Get on a FREAKIN roller coaster for that experience you idiots.
The second was around another curve. Some hot shot in a teenager came buzzing around the corner, left of center, and smashed into a 33 year old woman, killing her on the spot. I hope that son of a bitch is haunted for the rest of his life for being a complete and udder jackass.
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Plates 101
Some of you people are in states that don't require front license plates. Most of us on the other hand, DO require our vehicles to be clad in the ugly front plates of doom. I often hear people moan and bitch about getting tickets for not having a front plate on. Again, whose damned fault is that? YOURS. Not the states, not the troopers, YOURS.
Now, I drove one of my vehicles without a front tag for over half a year and did just fine until I was kindly reminded about the ticket amount I'd get if I did not get the front tag on. Needless to say, and reluctantly, I put my front tag on. Now, if I want to take pictures of it I'll take it off. I won't disagree that they are ugly as shit, but it is the rule in my state. So if I got pulled over in that time period that I didn't have them on, then I'd suck it up and pay the money. Because it was MY fault for BREAKING the state law.
I also have a car that is going to kill me to put that tag on because it's so damn beautiful without it, but I don't have an option. I'm nagged at to put it on, and not by cops. If I got pulled over for the no front tag I'd get tagged with tinted tails and too dark of a tint. So I'd get screwed in a Royal manner. But guess what. I wouldn't give a rats ass because it's MY fault to begin with.
So, therefore, quit your bitching and abid to your state laws about tags you pussies.
Now, I drove one of my vehicles without a front tag for over half a year and did just fine until I was kindly reminded about the ticket amount I'd get if I did not get the front tag on. Needless to say, and reluctantly, I put my front tag on. Now, if I want to take pictures of it I'll take it off. I won't disagree that they are ugly as shit, but it is the rule in my state. So if I got pulled over in that time period that I didn't have them on, then I'd suck it up and pay the money. Because it was MY fault for BREAKING the state law.
I also have a car that is going to kill me to put that tag on because it's so damn beautiful without it, but I don't have an option. I'm nagged at to put it on, and not by cops. If I got pulled over for the no front tag I'd get tagged with tinted tails and too dark of a tint. So I'd get screwed in a Royal manner. But guess what. I wouldn't give a rats ass because it's MY fault to begin with.
So, therefore, quit your bitching and abid to your state laws about tags you pussies.
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Police Debate Pt. 2
Okay, I was looking over the videos as horrifying as a cat biting off a mouse's head on Youtube about police brutality. In all honesty, the media shows you want THEY want you to see, now unless you're backing up that Cop at his flank to make sure that detainee doesn't pull a fast one, then you have no right to speak. So therefore, apply hand to mouth and shut the FUCK up. I watch video after video and read comment after comment of pure liberal bull shit that is no more intelligent than the kid who got held back after he couldn't apply a box to a square hole. Might as well be speaking out their ass, oh wait... they are.
There's a video floating about where there was this high speed chase and after the cops restrained the convicted, they kicked him in the head. Now, my view on this.
"Way to fucking go!" I would have kicked his nutsin if I had my hands on him. I got chastised for giving the 'fear tactic' to some uneducated poor excuse of a soul. Who gave me a first grader, sloppy reply that was purely liberal based. I love you liberals I really do, it goes to show how contaminated the gene pool really is. People like this, should NOT be breeding. Just lop their nuts off and save us all the drama. So after I pulled a "Jack Bauer" they persisted to say that my logic was unreasonable. I don't see how it could be. I stated that they would have probably wanted to kick the guys head in and more had they endangered a family members life. This lowlife almost hit a pedestrian and drove recklessly. Trust me, the more I type, the more I want this guy by the nuts so I can castrate him.
Oh and wait, wait, there's more. This guy came back, with what was probably a very thoroughly thought out reply, which he probably had to scrap through the dictionary to find something to make it sound logical: "If one cannot handle the intense pressure and maintain a high standard they are not equipped for the job. There are some like myself that thrive on high pressure and still have integrity. In fact it is more efficient to handle high pressure situations with the coolest head possible. If you excuse this type of behavior then that becomes the standard. Demand a higher standard and there will be people to fit that role. It is possible please don't make excuses."
Give me a God Damn fucking break. Who the fuck has the patience to chase a lowlife teenager, risking his life and others because he broke the fucking law. Cops are severely underpaid, and underestimated and really are not respected by any means. You know why? Because they caught you doing something fucking wrong. It's like when you were a kid, you got in trouble for sneaking that cookie before bedtime, who did you hate the most at that place and time? Your parent, the one who found you with that cookie, nibbling away at its soft goodness under your comforter and scolded you for taking it after bedtime. Who did you fucking hate more? Yourself for being stupid? Or your (lets say Mom) for punishing you? Seeing as human nature is to blame someone else, you probably blamed your Mom and hated her profusely for being caught. Well that's the cop. You could be flying down 95 at 105mph and get pulled over and you'd still blame the cop for "picking on you." Oh and don't even get me started on the fucking RACE card.
So I don't know about you, seemed pretty logical that this guy got kicked in the head. I would have been one pissed off mother fucker if I would've gotten my hands on him. People claim he was 'restrained' the guy was laying Eaglespread because he got trapped, of course he's going to give up versus being shot. Who wouldn't. I would not have hesitated to kick that white trash in the head and the nuts just for good measure.
THEY HAVE NO QUOTA THEY HAVE TO MEET, got it?
Saturday, February 7, 2009
Du Hatz Cops.
I've been reading lately how much folks have been hating cops. The main reason? Them catching them speeding and giving them a ticket.
Alright, assholes, if you're speed you DESERVE a SPEEDING ticket as you are endangering the public by going over the speed limit, which in turn hampers your ability to stop and your depth perception for the most part. I hear it over and over and over again how people get so pissed off at cops for DOING THEIR JOB. Seriously, choke on a fish people.
It's just like the Government tapping your phone to insure you aren't doing terrorist activities, why the frick should you care if they're monitoring your calls? If you aren't doing anything wrong, then shut the FRICK up. Seriously, it's just like Abortion, "Omgz, you can't impose on a woman's right." Screw you liberal/democratic women who pull that shit. It's your child, it is NOT the child's fault he/she was conceived, therefore, your rights should have nothing to do with the Abortion Act. But thanks to our new Joke of a President you can have a partial birth and abortions up the ass.
*breathes* Back on topic.. Seriously, why should you care if you get a ticket or not if you were breaking the law? I sure as hell wouldn't care. I drove around w/o a front tag for almost a whole year, in my state, you're supposed to have them. After being warned of a fine, I finally put it on. Which was a $90.00 fine, not bad, but I was going to AVOID getting that fine by FOLLOWING THE LAW.
So asshats, follow the law or STFU when you get pulled over for doing 100 in a 55.
Alright, assholes, if you're speed you DESERVE a SPEEDING ticket as you are endangering the public by going over the speed limit, which in turn hampers your ability to stop and your depth perception for the most part. I hear it over and over and over again how people get so pissed off at cops for DOING THEIR JOB. Seriously, choke on a fish people.
It's just like the Government tapping your phone to insure you aren't doing terrorist activities, why the frick should you care if they're monitoring your calls? If you aren't doing anything wrong, then shut the FRICK up. Seriously, it's just like Abortion, "Omgz, you can't impose on a woman's right." Screw you liberal/democratic women who pull that shit. It's your child, it is NOT the child's fault he/she was conceived, therefore, your rights should have nothing to do with the Abortion Act. But thanks to our new Joke of a President you can have a partial birth and abortions up the ass.
*breathes* Back on topic.. Seriously, why should you care if you get a ticket or not if you were breaking the law? I sure as hell wouldn't care. I drove around w/o a front tag for almost a whole year, in my state, you're supposed to have them. After being warned of a fine, I finally put it on. Which was a $90.00 fine, not bad, but I was going to AVOID getting that fine by FOLLOWING THE LAW.
So asshats, follow the law or STFU when you get pulled over for doing 100 in a 55.
Monday, January 26, 2009
Wrecklessness and ignorance
As usual I don't like regurgitating the same scenarios in 20,000 different ways, hence my lack of updates.
The other day we had a new one though. No blinker and brute force.
I'd been running around like crazy last week so take care of some horses and go to the feed store. As I'm coming up the stretch to get ready to turn I'm in the slow lane out of three lanes. There's a flat bed tow truck in the middle lane about a nose ahead of me. I accelerate just to do it 'cause I'm going under the speed limit and suddenly this idiot starts merging into my lane. With the monkey mentality of "I'm coming over slowly, therefore, it's okay." so I lay on the horn and continue on my way.
Who was the fool? .. Probably both of us really.
This was a funny video seeing as the Ricers got owned and knew it :) Remember, I don't condone street racing, but a good old fashioned ass beater is funny yet.
The other day we had a new one though. No blinker and brute force.
I'd been running around like crazy last week so take care of some horses and go to the feed store. As I'm coming up the stretch to get ready to turn I'm in the slow lane out of three lanes. There's a flat bed tow truck in the middle lane about a nose ahead of me. I accelerate just to do it 'cause I'm going under the speed limit and suddenly this idiot starts merging into my lane. With the monkey mentality of "I'm coming over slowly, therefore, it's okay." so I lay on the horn and continue on my way.
Who was the fool? .. Probably both of us really.
This was a funny video seeing as the Ricers got owned and knew it :) Remember, I don't condone street racing, but a good old fashioned ass beater is funny yet.
Monday, January 12, 2009
All I'm Seeing is Black
I'm no racist, but this election is seriously fucked up, seriously. 99.9% of the black race in America voted Obama and are appalled when every day people accuse them of voting courtesy of his race. Any Black Obamee that says he didn't vote AT ALL because of Obama's race is a retard, because we all know it's true.
I am seriously sick of seeing this mans face already and I really hope I can slap those who voted for him on the back and say "I told you so fuckers!"
With that being said I noticed the other day that there was a "Black Womans" magazine, what teh FRICK, I want a "White Womans" magazine. Thank you very fricking much! Oh and can you guess who was on the front??... if the first name starts with M and the last name starts with O... then you're right.
Any Obamee that may read this and become inflamed, can go screw yourself because you made your bed and it's time to sleep in it and expect apparent 'racial' comments from the Crackers in the USA.
"The only difference between Obama and Osama is the same BS!"
Thursday, January 1, 2009
Be a Smart Driver
A friend of mine showed this video to me and it was disturbing, enlightening, and meaningful all in the same breath. I couldn't believe how realistic these scenarios were and how moving it was to watch this. This also relates to my last blog post I made, life is too short and unpredictable for stupid thrills and dumbass moves that only Hollywood Stunt drivers should be allowed to execute.
Pay attention.....
Pay attention.....
Friday, December 26, 2008
Cheap Thrills
We all learn early on from our nagging parents that driving stupid is well... stupid. Most kids are brought up to instinctively secure their seat-belt, I seriously condone this 200%. If you aren't teaching your kid to wear a belt, then I pity your child and your stupidity as a parent. The whole purpose of this post is to bring to your attention of the obvious. Cheap Thrills are not worth your life.
I've known several friends over the years who've been killed at the wheels of their vehicles because a mixture of stupidity and cheap thrills. Needless to say I don't feel recentful for their death or bitter, because they were great people that just didn't choose the right paths. Two years ago a friend of mine was killed on his way to work. What actually happened has been inconclusive, someone has said that he was drag racing (he had Firebird and loved to do this, on the track and off) and another story says that he was rushing to get into work.
Either way or whatever the reason resulted in his death. They say he took the turn too fast and another says he hit a sheet of black ice. Seeing those skid marks today say the story. He took the turn too fast, lost control and struck a tree. He was thrown from his vehicle onto the asphalt. A lady saw the accident (but gave no details) stayed at his side as she called the ambulance. He slipped away on the asphalt, was revived, and was marked deceased on his way to the hospital.
The point of this is simple. A seatbelt could have saved his life, I say could and not would because seatbelts don't always save people. But the sheer fact he was launched from his vehicle shows that had he worn one, he may be here today, joking and talking like you and I. Sadly his mother also lost her husband a week after her Son's death. Christmas is no longer a month she sees happyness in. All she sees is death and pain.
With that being said. I cannot stress enough to you folks out there, to wear your damned seat-belt. Let it be a 'maybe' instead of "No" let the seat-belt give you the potiental of saving your life rather than not wearing one and know you will perish.
Life is too short for cheap thrills.
Those of you who are teen drivers, avoid driving with friends. I know they tell you to carpool, however, we all get a little 'frisky' behind the wheel with friends while they laugh, joke, and poke fun with each other. That being said, it shows that most teen drivers along with drunk drivers are the major causes of deaths in motor vehicle accidents. That being said, be smart, not stupid.
Don't kill someone on your way home.
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Who needs legs? I need a few G's!!
Okay, recently I found out I can buy tickets for a FACE TO FACE meet and greet with the sexy Kiefer Sutherland. Awesome right?! Not so much. People with miles and miles of depth in their pockets can afford it, and lo-and-behold... I can't. So the reality of it pisses me off. I'd love to meet this man and go see Redemption before anyone else, but what am I gonna do? Sit on my ass and complain :P
Anyway, I'm assuming that the bidding will surpass the thousands, I'm thinking around $5k? Hell, I'd sell my truck for that just to go.
Anyway anyway! The whole point of this one is related, trust me, I'm getting there. I went out to the bank today to deposite my weekly check (a poor excuse for a check, but it's voluntary) and I busted up my knee working outside for the weekend, so I'm already crippled. I'm done depositing my money and start to head back to my truck, that is across two strips of "road" in the parking lot. I wait as three cars buzz right on by, ignorance, then no one comes and I start walking.
I'm about halfway across and this broad in a Jeep flies around the corner from the drivethrough window, about smacks right into me. Of course I don't look at her, why give her the satisfaction? Not looking at her pisses them off more *lolz*.
So I'm driving home, the whole not being able to afford it because of Rich Pricks is bugging me. And it hits me, "Dammit why couldn't have hit me!!??" at least then I could have afford to buy the damn tickets considering I'd sue her anorexic ass to the moon and back.
(no I'm not nitpicking on a particular weight, I do it to every body size, get over it)
What a bummer. Which she could stopped a few inches later and she would've had to sell that hunk-o-junk and I would be living the life talking, drinking, and taking pictures with my man.
Anyway, I'm assuming that the bidding will surpass the thousands, I'm thinking around $5k? Hell, I'd sell my truck for that just to go.
Anyway anyway! The whole point of this one is related, trust me, I'm getting there. I went out to the bank today to deposite my weekly check (a poor excuse for a check, but it's voluntary) and I busted up my knee working outside for the weekend, so I'm already crippled. I'm done depositing my money and start to head back to my truck, that is across two strips of "road" in the parking lot. I wait as three cars buzz right on by, ignorance, then no one comes and I start walking.
I'm about halfway across and this broad in a Jeep flies around the corner from the drivethrough window, about smacks right into me. Of course I don't look at her, why give her the satisfaction? Not looking at her pisses them off more *lolz*.
So I'm driving home, the whole not being able to afford it because of Rich Pricks is bugging me. And it hits me, "Dammit why couldn't have hit me!!??" at least then I could have afford to buy the damn tickets considering I'd sue her anorexic ass to the moon and back.
(no I'm not nitpicking on a particular weight, I do it to every body size, get over it)
What a bummer. Which she could stopped a few inches later and she would've had to sell that hunk-o-junk and I would be living the life talking, drinking, and taking pictures with my man.
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Minivans are no excuse for ignorance.
I think it's safe to say that on a highway who are you going to be more apt to cut off? A kid toiting minivan or a badass sports car. Minivan right? Stereotypical of course, it seems the badass sports cars aren't to be reckoned with. Where I'm going is don't let that exterior of a minivan fool you, they're just a big of an asshole of the owner of a badass sports car, if not worse.
Yesterday I was out with the mom, been edgy because of this whole political bull so I wasn't in the mood and probably should not have been driving :) Well I was, so whatcha gonna do? Speed isn't a factor here, well, yes and no it is. Okay, fine, I'm going 45ish in a 45 zone. I have the rightofway and I have the green freaken light. This white minivan backed down with most likely the welfare mooching obese that would rather milk welfare and be a leach on society then raise their arse off the couch or the car for this matter. Well I'm coming to an intersection, she's creeping forward from the right as if she's gonna pull a fast one. Sure enough, she does, pulls right in front of my 45mph ass going 5mph. Of course she's got an Osama, I mean Obama sticker on her minivan. I coast into her lane and get yelled at, go figure.
Not much muse to be a smartass today, I'm mentally fried.
Cheers.
Yesterday I was out with the mom, been edgy because of this whole political bull so I wasn't in the mood and probably should not have been driving :) Well I was, so whatcha gonna do? Speed isn't a factor here, well, yes and no it is. Okay, fine, I'm going 45ish in a 45 zone. I have the rightofway and I have the green freaken light. This white minivan backed down with most likely the welfare mooching obese that would rather milk welfare and be a leach on society then raise their arse off the couch or the car for this matter. Well I'm coming to an intersection, she's creeping forward from the right as if she's gonna pull a fast one. Sure enough, she does, pulls right in front of my 45mph ass going 5mph. Of course she's got an Osama, I mean Obama sticker on her minivan. I coast into her lane and get yelled at, go figure.
Not much muse to be a smartass today, I'm mentally fried.
Cheers.
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
When it Rains; It Pours Stupid
I wasn't the one drivin' today, fortunately. I probably would've honked the hell out of this guy.
I'm in the backseat and my parents are in the front in our wittle Civic driving 45-ish on a heavily trafficed 3 lane road. Route 95 S is always backed up and you have your handful of ignorant monkeys getting into the lane as quickly as possible. Cutting off semi's that have worse braking compatibility then cold molasses. Well today this Accord is sitting in the lane for 95, decides he's an impatient ol' bat and pulls out from a STAND still in front of my dad going 45mph... of course my dad has time to react, but the guy second guesses himself with 'Oh hell, someones coming! Oh screw you! Oh wait!' demeanor... he finally decides to pull out and we go on a marry freaken way.
Why do the moronic suddenly appear in bad weather??
I'm in the backseat and my parents are in the front in our wittle Civic driving 45-ish on a heavily trafficed 3 lane road. Route 95 S is always backed up and you have your handful of ignorant monkeys getting into the lane as quickly as possible. Cutting off semi's that have worse braking compatibility then cold molasses. Well today this Accord is sitting in the lane for 95, decides he's an impatient ol' bat and pulls out from a STAND still in front of my dad going 45mph... of course my dad has time to react, but the guy second guesses himself with 'Oh hell, someones coming! Oh screw you! Oh wait!' demeanor... he finally decides to pull out and we go on a marry freaken way.
Why do the moronic suddenly appear in bad weather??
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Fine... Make Me The Jackass.
Okay, in the state of Virginia it is by law an obligation for a vehicle in the slowest lane on the highway to MOVE OVER when a merge lane is occupied by an driver. The only law that this does NOT apply to is Semi-trucks! However, balding and pepper gray long bearded old man in a P.O.S minivan does not apply to either.
Traffic is pretty thick, but still, by law drivers are obligated to move when people are on the on ramp trying to get on. If these a-holes would actually slow down and let people on we'd be frickin moving! So this old hippie guy with a dew rag and long peppered beard gets all pissed off at me because I finally decide to cut him off as he refuses to let me in. It's an either "Hit me or Move the F back" move. So after I'm denied to be let in by two vehicles and this van being the 3rd, I've had enough, my blinker has been on. The cars in front of me are running out of on ramp and so am I. So I meander over, he speeds up, so today I was the jackass. I had enough. I floored it, the little Civic humming it's happy lil tune to pathetic pick-up and I cut him off, blinker and all.
Shaking my head at him, noticeably, I move into the middle lane. The hippy had plenty of room to move over, but nooo, his hippy arse had to ignorant and just got what he gave. So he passes me, hanging out the window, shouting something at me, probably cussing, throwing his hands in the air and shaking his head. So I flip my under upside down like "WTF you want me to do about your anger issues." and smirk. He shakes his head and keeps driving, staring at me through his side mirror.
Hippy, probably too old to give a dang about the laws.
That's alright, I'm proud to be the jackass of the day. Needless to say, karma didn't get me back that day, so apparently I was in the right and that fcker in the wrong.
Traffic is pretty thick, but still, by law drivers are obligated to move when people are on the on ramp trying to get on. If these a-holes would actually slow down and let people on we'd be frickin moving! So this old hippie guy with a dew rag and long peppered beard gets all pissed off at me because I finally decide to cut him off as he refuses to let me in. It's an either "Hit me or Move the F back" move. So after I'm denied to be let in by two vehicles and this van being the 3rd, I've had enough, my blinker has been on. The cars in front of me are running out of on ramp and so am I. So I meander over, he speeds up, so today I was the jackass. I had enough. I floored it, the little Civic humming it's happy lil tune to pathetic pick-up and I cut him off, blinker and all.
Shaking my head at him, noticeably, I move into the middle lane. The hippy had plenty of room to move over, but nooo, his hippy arse had to ignorant and just got what he gave. So he passes me, hanging out the window, shouting something at me, probably cussing, throwing his hands in the air and shaking his head. So I flip my under upside down like "WTF you want me to do about your anger issues." and smirk. He shakes his head and keeps driving, staring at me through his side mirror.
Hippy, probably too old to give a dang about the laws.
That's alright, I'm proud to be the jackass of the day. Needless to say, karma didn't get me back that day, so apparently I was in the right and that fcker in the wrong.
Friday, October 3, 2008
Related and Not So Much
Not So Much:
I'll be quite honest if I were to have a retarded or mentally handicapped person I would be in the abortion clinic the next day. They are a drain on society, take tons of effort, tons of time, and quite honestly they don't give back all that much to society just suck up tax dollars. I realise that I'm heartless etc, etc but I honestly can't imageine spending the time taking that much care of someone I'd expect them to make something of their life. I was told in biblical times children like that were killed.
How frickin' cold hearted can you be? I found this gem on a horse"lover" forum. I was absolutely and utterly appalled by her bitterness. At least she got one thing right, she is a heartless witch. Maybe we can get House and fix her mental issue.
But seriously, this seriously pissed me off. I have family with kids who are handicapped, these kids are born for a reason, a purpose and the REAL retards that trash talk the handicapped is what pisses me off. I surely hope that she's born handicapped in her next life and I hope karma bites her in her ass and she ends up with a disabled child EVERY time she conceives.
Related:
I'm trying to think what happened recently... Oh, I have a good one that has a question mingled in it as well.
Passing a school this morning there is a two way road and in front of the school it has a LOADING zone just off to the right where the buses sit, making it a temporary 3 laner. Well I never recall being obligated to stop when a bus is not directly in the road. Apparently I'm wrong.
Now, this can go both ways. They're off the main road, loading kiddies, red lights with the whole 'stop' going and what not. What do you do? I crept up and prepared to get where I was going. No rush, taking my time in case a munchkin bolted out in front of me, so as I went on a bus slams on her horn and I slam on the brake. Needless to say for a truck it stopped pretty damn good!
I have 3/4 windows rolled down, so as I'm rolling the 3rd down this obese white woman waddles around the front of the bus and waves her chicken leg of an arm at me and comes on with an attitude, "When those lights are on you need to stop back there!!" and I replied back, the same tone as hers, "Well I didn't know!" I so wanting to frickin do more than what I did, but I swallowed my pride and kept going. As I started to back out the woman who honked at me pushed open her window as I stopped next to her, waved at me and kindly directed behind her. She smiled and I apologize, I told her I honestly didn't know, her smile remained and she nodded, "Yah, you do need to stop back there." so with that I backed up until I was past the buses and waited for 10 minutes to load the rugrats on the bus.
Then the obese woman had the audacity to wave at me for waiting, what a f'er.
So what would you have done? Kept going or stopped? There was no one around for me to take the 'hint' from which is why I kept going.
I'll be quite honest if I were to have a retarded or mentally handicapped person I would be in the abortion clinic the next day. They are a drain on society, take tons of effort, tons of time, and quite honestly they don't give back all that much to society just suck up tax dollars. I realise that I'm heartless etc, etc but I honestly can't imageine spending the time taking that much care of someone I'd expect them to make something of their life. I was told in biblical times children like that were killed.
How frickin' cold hearted can you be? I found this gem on a horse"lover" forum. I was absolutely and utterly appalled by her bitterness. At least she got one thing right, she is a heartless witch. Maybe we can get House and fix her mental issue.
But seriously, this seriously pissed me off. I have family with kids who are handicapped, these kids are born for a reason, a purpose and the REAL retards that trash talk the handicapped is what pisses me off. I surely hope that she's born handicapped in her next life and I hope karma bites her in her ass and she ends up with a disabled child EVERY time she conceives.
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I'm trying to think what happened recently... Oh, I have a good one that has a question mingled in it as well.
Passing a school this morning there is a two way road and in front of the school it has a LOADING zone just off to the right where the buses sit, making it a temporary 3 laner. Well I never recall being obligated to stop when a bus is not directly in the road. Apparently I'm wrong.
Now, this can go both ways. They're off the main road, loading kiddies, red lights with the whole 'stop' going and what not. What do you do? I crept up and prepared to get where I was going. No rush, taking my time in case a munchkin bolted out in front of me, so as I went on a bus slams on her horn and I slam on the brake. Needless to say for a truck it stopped pretty damn good!
I have 3/4 windows rolled down, so as I'm rolling the 3rd down this obese white woman waddles around the front of the bus and waves her chicken leg of an arm at me and comes on with an attitude, "When those lights are on you need to stop back there!!" and I replied back, the same tone as hers, "Well I didn't know!" I so wanting to frickin do more than what I did, but I swallowed my pride and kept going. As I started to back out the woman who honked at me pushed open her window as I stopped next to her, waved at me and kindly directed behind her. She smiled and I apologize, I told her I honestly didn't know, her smile remained and she nodded, "Yah, you do need to stop back there." so with that I backed up until I was past the buses and waited for 10 minutes to load the rugrats on the bus.
Then the obese woman had the audacity to wave at me for waiting, what a f'er.
So what would you have done? Kept going or stopped? There was no one around for me to take the 'hint' from which is why I kept going.
Friday, September 12, 2008
Not Related and Related
Okay, so you folks in the path of Hurricane Ike, I applaud you for having the intelligence to leave. Because those of you who don't... are on your own, won't be rescued as you risked your own frikin neck, the National Guard will not risk theirs for your stupidity.
So yah, I was making an argument with a Louisiana resident and I stated that their stupidity is their stupidity. His comeback to my remarks about them stupidly staying in the path of a destructive hurricane was that they are a "close family" and leaving The Big Easy would be an insult. OMFG, someone shoot this motherf'er in the head. I'm sorry, I was in the military and if my life was endangered by a Natural Disaster I would leave. A military family is much more important, vital, and valued them some dead beat Big Easy "family" niche. This was probably the most IGNORANT, pig headed, close-minded, response on a stick. I slapped a big ol' nice response to him and decided that his ignorance was not worth pissing my energy away on. He can keep that ugly mug up his ass if he wants to get mauled over by Hurricane Ike and let our gene pool be strengthened a bit more.
EDIT later for his post.
Related To ADoV:
So this morning route 17 is under construction, the lanes merge, left to right. There are signs several HUNDRED feet from the merge lane. Asshats floor it in the left lane (that's clear) so they can beat everyone else. Well a guy behind me floors it ahead, creeping traffic brings his sorry ass right back to me. I'm literally on the bumper of the car in front of me, she doesn't care because she's doing the same in front. So this asshat in the black Civic beater tries to cut her off, she won't let him. With my bumper literally on hers I offer no reprieve for the sheithead. Then he has the audacity to try and cut me off, oh no motherf'er. I swerve to the right a bit and manage to keep him out of my lane. So he tries again, just inches from my car and I won't give in. If he wants in so bad he can wait for the gaping hole behind me and be back where he started. So as he gets closer I lay on the horn and keep going, he's forced behind me.
Okay, so I felt like the asshole in this situation, but he royally pissed me off. I hate people like him when it comes to driving and I was not giving him the luxury of getting ahead of me especially.
So yah, I was making an argument with a Louisiana resident and I stated that their stupidity is their stupidity. His comeback to my remarks about them stupidly staying in the path of a destructive hurricane was that they are a "close family" and leaving The Big Easy would be an insult. OMFG, someone shoot this motherf'er in the head. I'm sorry, I was in the military and if my life was endangered by a Natural Disaster I would leave. A military family is much more important, vital, and valued them some dead beat Big Easy "family" niche. This was probably the most IGNORANT, pig headed, close-minded, response on a stick. I slapped a big ol' nice response to him and decided that his ignorance was not worth pissing my energy away on. He can keep that ugly mug up his ass if he wants to get mauled over by Hurricane Ike and let our gene pool be strengthened a bit more.
EDIT later for his post.
Related To ADoV:
So this morning route 17 is under construction, the lanes merge, left to right. There are signs several HUNDRED feet from the merge lane. Asshats floor it in the left lane (that's clear) so they can beat everyone else. Well a guy behind me floors it ahead, creeping traffic brings his sorry ass right back to me. I'm literally on the bumper of the car in front of me, she doesn't care because she's doing the same in front. So this asshat in the black Civic beater tries to cut her off, she won't let him. With my bumper literally on hers I offer no reprieve for the sheithead. Then he has the audacity to try and cut me off, oh no motherf'er. I swerve to the right a bit and manage to keep him out of my lane. So he tries again, just inches from my car and I won't give in. If he wants in so bad he can wait for the gaping hole behind me and be back where he started. So as he gets closer I lay on the horn and keep going, he's forced behind me.
Okay, so I felt like the asshole in this situation, but he royally pissed me off. I hate people like him when it comes to driving and I was not giving him the luxury of getting ahead of me especially.
Monday, September 8, 2008
The AA and their Attitudes
I was about a mini-meter away from saying "Blacks and Their Attitude" But of course I feel I should be politically correct. God forbid I say that, like it's any worse than me saying WHITES and their attitude. Freaken overly prejudice people. ANYWAY.
It's been awhile since I've updated, only because the Internet pisses me off too much with the liberals and the people with their head up their asses. Not to mention I haven't been driving much either. So, yah.
Today I had a boring one. Normally I drive, not the mom, the mom is too timid behind the wheel where I'm not afraid to bulldoze my way in if they're being an asshat to me. So today this 'lil BLACK Civic is coasting behind the Van, swaying to the left over and over and over again (typical "Get your ass out of teh way!" gesture in VA) But the mom is doing the speed limit, so nuck her. Well, when this BLACK civic gets the chance, no blinkers, nothing, she floors it past my mom. Lo and behold she's BLACK with her *snapping those fingers* attitude as she cuts my mom off. Seriously, WTF is wrong with some of you? I know not all African Americans are bad and I feel bad asshat's like her ruin it for others.
I recall when I was little watching COPS (accidentally) and I asked my mom why most of those getting arrestined were black. Plaing and nucking simple! You guys (Most of you) are overly predijuce or you try and use it to your advantage. You put your frikin jeans on the same way I do, GET OVER YOURSELF.
It's been awhile since I've updated, only because the Internet pisses me off too much with the liberals and the people with their head up their asses. Not to mention I haven't been driving much either. So, yah.
Today I had a boring one. Normally I drive, not the mom, the mom is too timid behind the wheel where I'm not afraid to bulldoze my way in if they're being an asshat to me. So today this 'lil BLACK Civic is coasting behind the Van, swaying to the left over and over and over again (typical "Get your ass out of teh way!" gesture in VA) But the mom is doing the speed limit, so nuck her. Well, when this BLACK civic gets the chance, no blinkers, nothing, she floors it past my mom. Lo and behold she's BLACK with her *snapping those fingers* attitude as she cuts my mom off. Seriously, WTF is wrong with some of you? I know not all African Americans are bad and I feel bad asshat's like her ruin it for others.
I recall when I was little watching COPS (accidentally) and I asked my mom why most of those getting arrestined were black. Plaing and nucking simple! You guys (Most of you) are overly predijuce or you try and use it to your advantage. You put your frikin jeans on the same way I do, GET OVER YOURSELF.
Sunday, August 24, 2008
The "Obese" and my door.
Ok. I have always, always, always parked my vehicles awaaaaaaaay from the main entrance or the entrance, period, to stores to avoid damage to my vehicle. One some 'obese' (to be politically correct) person whacked my door! As much as I want to be rude and crude I'm going to behave this time for as royally pissed off I am at this point.
Ok, seriously. If you fricken ding someones door don't leave! Leave a NOTE. I've pushed the door out too far once or twice and its hit someones car but I don't freak out "OMG got to haul ass out of here!" I look to make sure there is no damage (to my car first lol) then theirs. If there is none, I leave.
I had some prick park so close to my truck, he actually hit it. He left indentation of his license plate on my bumper!! The asshat left!! I was out at my vehicle and I was inspecting the damage, went and got my cell phone and out he came. Took one look at me and picked up the pace, jumped in his gas hog of an SUV and drove off. I couldn't believe it. Lucky for him I wasn't as pissed off as I am now.
Ok, seriously. If you fricken ding someones door don't leave! Leave a NOTE. I've pushed the door out too far once or twice and its hit someones car but I don't freak out "OMG got to haul ass out of here!" I look to make sure there is no damage (to my car first lol) then theirs. If there is none, I leave.
I had some prick park so close to my truck, he actually hit it. He left indentation of his license plate on my bumper!! The asshat left!! I was out at my vehicle and I was inspecting the damage, went and got my cell phone and out he came. Took one look at me and picked up the pace, jumped in his gas hog of an SUV and drove off. I couldn't believe it. Lucky for him I wasn't as pissed off as I am now.
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Not ADoV Related
Dumbf***s of the internet. I just had to post this.
I try and stay out of the political debates online because nine times out of ten they're spineless pussies in real life that can't grow a pair of nades unless they're online. So there is this debate on Obama (who I hate) about what we all think about him saying that American should HAVE Spanish as a mandatory secondary language.
"Holy hell no!" Was my response.
But let me say this much. The man has change, but change we in America are not looking for. Ignorance is bliss and all his little minions following him are ignorant.
Here's a response that spit Capri-sun out of my nostrils:
I try and stay out of the political debates online because nine times out of ten they're spineless pussies in real life that can't grow a pair of nades unless they're online. So there is this debate on Obama (who I hate) about what we all think about him saying that American should HAVE Spanish as a mandatory secondary language.
"Holy hell no!" Was my response.
But let me say this much. The man has change, but change we in America are not looking for. Ignorance is bliss and all his little minions following him are ignorant.
Here's a response that spit Capri-sun out of my nostrils:
"I am for Obama, as is my whole family. Mccain is totally out of control. That's it."
My response is simple. Is my generation THIS F***** UP?! She says McCain is out of control... How sweetheart? He may be immature in his campaign comebacks, but you have no frikin reason as to why McCain is "OMG out of control." F***tard. Then she goes "That's it." Ok, at least you've got grammar down, hun.
First of all, if you DON'T like the opponent, then giving a Friking reason, not some lame-ass "out of control. That is it." Response. You're just a politically retarded.
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Good one today.
It's been a relatively hellish last two months. I lost a bird we had for 10 years and I feel partially at fault. I don't know how religious some of you are (who read this) but I was guilt ridden because of what I said two days, two days before the bird was attacked. I begged for forgiveness for what I said, to the bird and to God. That next morning the elephant sized guilt, bearing down on my shoulders and chest, was gone. I felt reprieve, peace... I felt horrible for what I had said (to myself) and the only way I could have recovered was asking forgiveness of the bird and of God. Needless to say I did not see him before he passed. I still find it hard to swallow the pain I still feel for losing him, but at least he is not suffering anymore.
ADoV Related:
Today I was met with the most moronic woman in the whole frickin world. Not only did she make a piss poor decision, but she unlawfully and threatened the safety of my passenger and myself for her ignorance. I somewhat wish I wrecked into her so I could put that prissy little ass of hers in place!
We're going down 17 (this road is a wreck itself), traffic is light. I'm the only oncoming car and no one is behind me. This dipshit brunette is trying to turn around (probably from Burton's) and she steers her mini van into my lane! WTMFF! She could have waited 5 seconds to save us from a near wreck, a heartcheck, and pure idiocy as she tried to floor it past me. As she cuts me off, I lay on the horn, manuver around her and drive at her side. Needless to say she tried to floor it past me, I kept up. Frickin asshat.
Karma better bite her in the frickin' ass.
ADoV Related:
Today I was met with the most moronic woman in the whole frickin world. Not only did she make a piss poor decision, but she unlawfully and threatened the safety of my passenger and myself for her ignorance. I somewhat wish I wrecked into her so I could put that prissy little ass of hers in place!
We're going down 17 (this road is a wreck itself), traffic is light. I'm the only oncoming car and no one is behind me. This dipshit brunette is trying to turn around (probably from Burton's) and she steers her mini van into my lane! WTMFF! She could have waited 5 seconds to save us from a near wreck, a heartcheck, and pure idiocy as she tried to floor it past me. As she cuts me off, I lay on the horn, manuver around her and drive at her side. Needless to say she tried to floor it past me, I kept up. Frickin asshat.
Karma better bite her in the frickin' ass.
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Take the crap and move!
Over the last week I started to realize how many people sit in the left lane, coasting at 50mph in a 55mph zone. Same goes for all the other speed limits. It really pricks my nerves. I can understand if there's no room to move over, but if you have a whole right lane to yourself with no cars, MOVE THE HELL OVER.
The Left lane is NOT for someone to coast on, it's called a PASSING LANE for a freaken reason. I am not prone to tailgate, but I will NOT stand for going 50mph in a 55mph zone, absolutely not. These people either need to move the hell over or cope with a truck grill in their view.
Today was the worst of it. Some stupid little CRX cut me off to start with, then this freaken Jeep is sitting in the left lane, probably going 48mph-ish and it's starting to really urk me. I give her about a car length between us before I start to push a little, I don't tailgate her by any means, but I do the typical VA way of moving a little left to 'enlighten' her that I'm behind her and she needs to get her lazy ass moving. Well the CRX keeps up with the Jeep, disabling me from passing her, which pricks my nerves even more. I followed this broad for 10 minutes and I've about had it. We do get to a light, a truck is in the right lane, I'm half distracted as we start to accelerate. Then I realize that I have the room to move, I speed up and pass her. Ok, so I floored it and passed her, blinkers n' all.
But as my Granny would put it, "Shit or get off the pot!"
The Left lane is NOT for someone to coast on, it's called a PASSING LANE for a freaken reason. I am not prone to tailgate, but I will NOT stand for going 50mph in a 55mph zone, absolutely not. These people either need to move the hell over or cope with a truck grill in their view.
Today was the worst of it. Some stupid little CRX cut me off to start with, then this freaken Jeep is sitting in the left lane, probably going 48mph-ish and it's starting to really urk me. I give her about a car length between us before I start to push a little, I don't tailgate her by any means, but I do the typical VA way of moving a little left to 'enlighten' her that I'm behind her and she needs to get her lazy ass moving. Well the CRX keeps up with the Jeep, disabling me from passing her, which pricks my nerves even more. I followed this broad for 10 minutes and I've about had it. We do get to a light, a truck is in the right lane, I'm half distracted as we start to accelerate. Then I realize that I have the room to move, I speed up and pass her. Ok, so I floored it and passed her, blinkers n' all.
But as my Granny would put it, "Shit or get off the pot!"
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